Man the Mets are… yeah…

You can’t manifest peace.

Uhhhhh Hannity is Catholic

Yeah, it was staged.

And DoorDash grandma isn’t saving extra money from no tax on tips, because it’s going straight into her gas tank.

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Today Trump has apparently spun the wheel and decided to fight… Jerome Powell

Because he’s predetermined to blow it up already?

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

Trump thinks he’s actually Jesus.

Good dude who’s in good company now for life in golf.

Trump took one day negotiate and he decided to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. Obama had to negotiate for two years to get the original Iran deal in 2015, no blockade. We literally have a president with ADHD.

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Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail

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to all who celebrate...

STUNNING: Trump is now bragging about agreeing to use Iran’s 10-point peace framework as the basis for negotiations.

Here’s what that 10-point framework includes.

There’s no other way to spin this—it’s complete and utter capitulation.

Less than 24 until we have war criminal President or a bitch President

These people are plain fucking stupid.

I expect oil to skyrocket this week after Tuesday’s supposed 8pm ET deadline. Swapping out both cars for hybrids now look like an ingenious decision I was able to financially pull off. My car accident in a weird way helped spur all this.

Closing in on 1/8th of my Twitter followers on here.

Happy fuckin Easter, you crazy bastards.

I want to point out that the 25th Amendment wouldn’t make anything better short term. It would remove Trump from power, but we would replace him with Vance, and Vance would probably be so burdened to fix this mess he’d be weak in a general election in ‘28.

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

Trump just posted this without context, this could mean anything from a rambling press conference to nukes being dropped on Tehran at this point.

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

Explanation: Trump is waiting until after Easter, and all the alt-right Christian psychos get fervent with rapture dreams, to do something really stupid to Iran.

THE DOW IS AT 50,000!!

Oh yay

Dow futures sharply dive down, crude oil future sharply jump up around 8-9pm

I like it how you can see the time when Trump's speech occured

Someone is past bedtime.

Washing my four-year-old daughter’s hair is a nightmare. My wife deserves more credit than she gets for this.

So Trump is outsourcing his war pitch to… Mark Levin? Damn, there really isn’t a plan. I think we’re slowing bringing back the word “quagmire.”