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Posts by Eph ✨️🫂

-and tell them I have a stupid emergency.

But bro like is my stupid goddamn air conditioning more important than helping a friend? Like be honest. Uncomfortable for a month to make their shit happen. Get real, Eph. Get it together. 🙃

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And like I should simply just tell them I can't spare as much as I promised. I should just do that. But it makes me fucking sick because I want to help so bad it hurts. And I am exhausted from work so unfortunately I just have to cry and sleep and work two more nights. And maybe THEN I will nut up-

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I love making a promise to a friend and desperately wanting to make it happen and finding out that repairing a compressor costs AT MINIMIM $950 hahaha. So now I am trying to make two miracles happen <3 while dealing with bullshit <3 and angry without A/C in my car in AZ as the weather heats up. Haha

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

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Barack Obama's face cropped so that primarily his eyes and eyebrows are visible, commonly known as the "then perish" meme.

Barack Obama's face cropped so that primarily his eyes and eyebrows are visible, commonly known as the "then perish" meme.

I take it back.

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Love you with the paramount parasociality. Get well soon and maybe have a berry. See if the berry will cure you ok. For my studies /j

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Fuck cancer. 🫂

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Evicting the depression. It doesn't pay rent or buy taco bell 💲

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Heard. Let me pull out my wallet rq queen.

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Girl... was this Eddie or Penny? 🤔

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I've also been trying to watch Monster (2004) and having mixed success. I know it is critically acclaimed, and I have refused to look up spoilers, but... for me, it is currently a very slow burn and I am struggling to keep paying attention. I might simply start reading the manga instead.

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In other news, how is everyone enjoying Dorohedoro season 2? I have not even finished the first episode. I keep being sidetracked by terrible movies the residents want me to watch.

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Amanda Seyfried, however, continues to deserve so much more than that.

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I won't lie to you. The Housemaid is exactly the sort of film someone like Sydney Sweeney deserves to have played a role.

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Someone please just do it already, holy shit.

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👏👏👏👏👏

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Humans in Pokémon are like "actually Pokémon love fighting eachother and being inside pokeballs all the time" then the second they disappear all the Pokémon start rebuilding and frolicking in the fields in perfect harmony.

N was right.

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They should make a grass/ground or grass/rock pokemon and it should be a pangolin. And a water/rock or water/ghost pokemon that is a mosasaurus. And a fire/fairy or fire/psychic type that is a bat. And these should be new starter pokemon. And they should hire me at Game Freak. Just btw.

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The picture is of Brian and a weird demon... Done in an incredible art style by @lovesickteeth

The text: I missed social cues you can only dream of

The picture is of Brian and a weird demon... Done in an incredible art style by @lovesickteeth The text: I missed social cues you can only dream of

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Over and over, again and again

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ACAB includes ICE and every branch of the US military and TSA and every agency under the department of homeland security, in every presidential administration without exception and with extreme prejudice.

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Also idgaf if the goal is already reached. Surpass it. Buy Little Kuriboh a whole new house if he wants one idk man.

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Please DONATE to help a pillar of CHILDHOOD. I met LK at Momocon in 2015 and he was so kind and gracious. He's still an outspoken member of the VA and YT spheres. YGOTAS is still so funny and I will be donating when I get paid tomorrow. Please join me in keeping our pal afloat!

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Okay wait... I LOVE One Piece Live Action

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It has been years - literal years - since I have had a sustained episode of hiccups. Ow. This is awful.

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Idk man I do think it's good we don't have legal public executions* anymore but they make it harder every day for me to resist breaking the rules about free speech.

*- I do not mean state-sanctioned violence btw. Fuck ICE.

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I forgot I had a full blown public meltdown about looking for screenwriting software and getting pissed off by genAI slop in every program. Embarassing. I will log back off now ♡

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Hand it over please 🫴 I need it more.

In exchange you can have your pick of two Xs.

We will both see in full color.

🤝

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97% OF PEOPLE: 'No Torment Nexus please.'

3% OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE PART OF TORMENT NEXUS PLC: 'Torment Nexus is good.'

POLITICIAN: 'It's so difficult to know what people really want.'

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