Whoa-oh back bletty, anagram

A pisswall, if you will

Pity hell: met

Coconuts

I changed into a different pair of shorts because it was cold.

I have a scientist joke, but with an n of 1, it's not that significant.

Oh wow! That’s so much higher than I would have expected.

What %age of unsolicited solutions have a greater than trivial merit? Like, are they *ever* on to something that has real explanatory value, or plausibility?

“The student wore her hair in n pangolintails”

Solve for n.

The logic of hair tail numbering is very confusing to me. Pony means one, pig means two. So three is a…possumtail? Prawn tail?

Every time I see colonial languages presented as if they are “the language of” a place in the global south, it feels like a dull strike

#linguistics #betterlanguagemaps

There's some pragmatic stuff about demonstratives in Nguni that I just don't get.

Lee, Bennett & Fatyi (2026)

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No please Darin stop it makes me uncomfortable when you point out generalizations I never noticed about my home language

Coronal consonants freely occur after /aʊ/ (mouth, mouthed, out, loud, mouse, rouse, Roush, couch, gouge, down, owl, hour) but non-coronal consonants must be separated by a syllable boundary, e.g. linguist Liz Cowper /ˈkaʊ.pəɹ/ (cf. */kaʊp/), Hawaiian pudding haupia /haʊˈpiː.ə/ (cf. */haʊp/), [1/3]

Why we dumped body in bank – funeral home A funeral home that dumped the body of a grandmother inside a Capitec Bank branch as “proof of death” after the family was allegedly given the runaround on the payout of a funeral policy says they wer...

This should be a cautionary tale to companies doing KYC: be reasonable about what you ask for, or suffer the consequences

Disney villain shit

Apt AF

“Meth chef”

So the way you steer in elite level skeleton is mostly by flexing your internal organs, right?

The 2026 Winter Olympics Wikipedia page table of contents is a surprisingly wild read

5 days of rain in the past week.
The university calls for staff and students to restrict water usage, citing “continued drought conditions”
#makhanda

Pam Bondi tried to steal a 4-year-old's dog Drew Magary on MAGA's new rite of passage.

Holy shit the attorney general of the United States actually tried to steal a dog from a 4 year old orphan

www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

microdosing scholar activism by shitposting on bluesky

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-a...

Jinxed it!

Italia!🥌🇮🇹🤩