*them

It's like yoohoo for us

Waiting at the ear, nose and throat doctor and when my name is called the health bar appears and three floating appendages start taking turns attacking me while the throat casts buffs and fire magic

Shadow the Hedgehog is the ultimate wifeform

Happy lesbian visibility week 💗

#pixelart #ドット絵

Failgirl contractor constantly going, "what are you doing step ladder?"

Majora's mask but it turns you into a girl.

People still run in terror tho

Majora's mask but it turns you into a girl.

People still run in terror tho

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

Failgirl contractor constantly going, "what are you doing step ladder?"

Cutting this off to make a crop top so it just says, "my parents spanked me as a child" and wearing it to the club

Been finding a lot of grey hairs in my car lately and I keep thinking, "wheres the fuckin milf who these belong to and how can I get her number?" Then twirling my hair and coming to the realization they're all from me

What if we were in the closet together and we both weren't girls?

Cringe hypno kink girl: Yes, you're going down, down, in an earlier round. And sugar you're going down, deeper, deeper.

Casually using a hand vac to get all the weed crumbs off my keyboard mat (it's already been smoked)

Pulling the sounding beads from your clown gfs cock and they keep coming and coming and how deep do they go oh my god it's still going fuck fuck fuck fuck... *gets smacked with a creampie*

I don't care how good AI is. I don't care how good AI might one day be. I don't care how inevitable you think it is.
AI right now is killing people. It is destroying communities. It is polluting the planet. Right now.
That on its own makes it a nonstarter for me, and for many others.

They call it bluesky cause you gotta go and look out at the sky when the app shits itself every couple of days

I can only imagine that 30 years from now someone is gonna be cleaning out their relatives house and have to throw away the framed AI photo of nana dunking on jesus at your cousins baptism

Fun ideas for your next meat cute

Dharma and Greg but they're lesbians

Accidentally walking directly into the hidden forest and into the plot point that was supposed to take a few sessions to get to....

It's my firm belief that most people's lives would be better off by not interacting with a TV shows fandom.

Some of my favorite pieces of media that I've watched numerous times and shown to so many friends, I have never once looked into or interacted with the fandom and I'm so much happier for it

Because your piss, your piss, is on my list

Introducing a bunch of people to hot monster energy and 2 of them actually liking it

"That's a cool dimension you got there"

"Thanks it has pockets"

The fact that Einstein exists In the star fox universe even as a concept gives some interesting implications

I think YouTube should be sausaged for putting ads after the video ends

You call that a baptism? The only tism here is in the sound engineers booth

Love the lesbians, let's go lesbians