YOU TOO DANI!

Thanks Kira! I'm not trying to say bye to anyone for good, so I'll see ya around! Keep up the killer work!

hell yeah

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT GO OFF QUEEN

【 Indefinite Hiatus / Graduation Announcement 】

It's been a really amazing journey so far, but ya boy is being called to the next adventure!

If I could ask one last favor, please help spread the news! I don't want anyone I've met left wondering where I went yo! Good Lifts💪

Just saw a community college ad on a bus that said
"𝘼 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙯𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨!"
so basically I'm never going outside ever again

This quote lineup from the Offkai guest list is killing me
Hakka: "YIPPIE"
Jurard: "YIPPIE"
Shinri: "i need painkillers"

missing these sorts of playgrounds right now...

✨TRIPLE BNUUY✨
✨TRIPLE BNUUY✨

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Yeah still pretty awesome for fast food but not the savior we're looking for

Yeah unfortunately I did the math/measurements and it looks like it's closer to 45-50g instead :(

TACO BELL is claiming to have chicken nuggets with 72g of Protein!? I bought some to find out. Is it a dirty bulkers dream? A result of the 20%+- tolerance on nutrition labels? Or a straight up mistake? Come find out NOW yo!

Same tbh

Making YouTube Shorts

a man is sitting on a chair with his head down and his eyes closed . ALT: a man is sitting on a chair with his head down and his eyes closed .

Yesterday my Mom casually told me that we're "moving into the 4th dimension"

Yeah you could say I'm a bit of a forestmaxxed morningcel

I've got these powerful hands...

Accidentally went to the car key explosion Denny's last night instead of the normal Denny's. Don't make the same mistake...

Would you trust this man with the mythical secrets of the universe?

Good thing I wear a headband, that was a close one

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Gonna edge getting sued and do a stream reviewing multi-level marketing supplement brands

How I feel after a combination chest/back gym day

Flying is Easy YouTube video by Alpin Albench

youtu.be/Ej1izMqzhJI?... 2nd of the edited VOD Highlight vids. Regularly scheduled fun resuming tomorrow yo!

Learning How to Play Mahjong Soul YouTube video by Alpin Albench

I promised TWO edited vids this week while on vacay so here we go! Been experimenting with a new VOD highlight format, time to LEARN TO PLAY MAHJONG
youtu.be/bxu2QnQ7bB0

AN IMPORTANT REMINDER ABOUT OBLIVION:

HOISTED BY MY OWN PETTARD

A bunch of people have said that now I gotta try

Nah I keep em in the fridge to avoid it

I guess I could…

This is peak butter performance actually

> Cut into 50 calorie pieces so you always know how much you're using
> Easily grabbable to slap in the pan