SMH everyone accusing Israel of targeting Christians. Look, if you're targeting everything in sight, some of that is bound to be Christians

A meal is usually made by combining multiple elements, and if you want to make a good meal, each of those elements has to be good on its own. If that bread was unimpressive, it would have ruined the meal. So if you cooking at home, insist on good ingredients

Today I made an open faced sandwich. It had a nice crusty wheat bread from a bakery, butter lettuce, smoked turkey, eggs from a friend with chickens, green onions, and a drizzle of chili crisp. It was outstanding, and here's what I learned about food in the process:

He's here you fuckaas bitch

A person getting an IV of Lebanese tabbouleh

Manifesting this into existence

shut the fuck up you big baby

I was just thinking today about how many phrases are in my lexicon due to Sidetalk

"Cuomo gets no pussy"
"Steve Jobs did not die for this"
"We got Trump in a silky"
"You want a shot? You want a shot? Shot? Shot?"
"Ariana Grande, come to Coney Island and take a ride on a Cyclone...I miss you."

She's on The Pitt! She's beautiful!

okay fiona dourif!!!!

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

Pusheen

Will Riker has two hobbies. One of them is blasting bone. The other is also blasting bone

Nothing has more convinced me that these people are filth. Abominations. They cannot be redeemed

This is your Kerri Strug moment

You made my wife laugh, and I thank you

Forgive me for saying so, but Elliot looks like he is Not Fucking Around

Come on man. Most data center tenants are entities like regional credit unions and whatnot. I know you're just cosplaying and not actually gonna do any of this shit, but you should at least know what you're doing.

Every single moment of your life from here on is a point between right now and the moment you're going to be too sick to do the thing you're doing right now. Enjoy it as best you can

Oh no, this is so sad

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Cancer fucking sucks shit yall

Ah yes the ol' Dianetics maneuver

It really is remarkable how stupid she's willing to look in exchange for money

Man, I've said "Butlerian Jihad when" maybe 300 times in my life but never has it had such context

Noooooo you don't say

a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out

Lookin like this guy

a man wearing a hat , sunglasses , and an orange vest is standing in front of a building . ALT: a man wearing a hat , sunglasses , and an orange vest is standing in front of a building .

Who produced this? Sounds like it could be Alc (or ye)

am a haych dubble oh dee

gross!

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