Me: “You’re ruining my fun”

Husband: “…identifying our roles in dysfunctional family systems is fun to you?”

Me: “…”

Women and girls don’t lie about getting raped.

They confuse details because they were drugged, gaslit and/or traumatized.

They are threatened or bullied into rescinding allegations.

Men lie about raping.

So my new theory on this is that most assessors themselves are undiagnosed “level 1” autistic and so most of the misdiagnosis is them essentially being like “well this person can’t have autism beside then I would also have it”

Like… babe? I have news 👀

When things are awkward now instead of saying “how bout them colts” I’m gonna say “clementine had an anal issue” #loveonthespectrum

🤣🤣🤣 I am also the one who sits

Convinced every neurodivergent couple has 1 person who is always sitting and 1 person who never can

Omg I just realized the origins of me not liking gifts.

Growing up, my grandma would hold them over our heads, ask if we actually liked / were using them, and made us feel bad when the answer was no.

So now I always feel like gifts have some strings or expectations attached.

Did a talk today at my old elementary school. I had 2 weeks to put it together. I poured so much into it, and the response from the *6* people who came seemed… meh.

This was such a huge deal for me. I’m trying to focus on being proud of myself for doing it and not how disappointed I feel.

Who’s up wrestling their mania

you gonna eat that chip on your shoulder

Despite spending a minimum of 40 mins daily looking for my phone I don’t have air tags on anything because the prospect of figuring out how to set them up is too overwhelming yes I have ADHD why do you ask

Wait but I want that 🥹

My friend visited me today and we got lunch and she took my headshots and we went to goodwill and it was honestly the best day 🥰

Awww me too 🥹

Hahahaha oh noooo

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . Alt: Charlie Day red string

Me talking to 2016 me: “So the guys who owned A&F, Vanity Fair, and Victoria’s Secret had a human trafficking ring with Epstein while simultaneously normalizing pedophilia in the broader culture, and anytime journalists tried to report on it, they’d just threaten their families”

Sigh

you are not a violent abuser BECAUSE you have mental health issues. You can be a violent abuser who is ALSO mentally ill. The mental illness is not the cause of your domestic violence.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

please, sir. my boys, they're back in town

Ok obsessed

Let me give all the men out there some advice:

Shut the fuck up and get it together.

I’m so serious. You should be scared. Women are very, very fucking pissed off.

Wait what ????

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with matriarchy written on the screen ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with matriarchy written on the screen

We need matriarchy NOW.

NOW. NOW. NOW.

Omg I forgot to tell you guys…

The cleaning lady was getting to my house as I was leaving the other day and she goes, “Oh congratulations by the way, on your baby!”

And I go, “Thank you!” And get in my car and drive away.

I’m not pregnant. And idk why I did that 😅 I see her every damn month

Yes my child has red hair. Yes it’s very pretty. Now, stay the fuck away from us

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

WTF DO YOU MEAN A WORLDWIDE ONLINE RAPE SCHOOL WITH MILLIONS OF MEN?????
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I can tell I’m affected by the news about the rape school because I don’t feel like cuddling my husband.

And whenever random men talk to me in the store now, I can’t even muster a polite response. I just grunt.

I’ll give YOU 62 million hits. In the face. Bc you’re fucking rapists

4: “I’m a fairy unicorn princess!”

Me: “And I’m Mommy Bad Guy.”

4: (Looking at my outfit) “You’re Mommy BLACK Guy!”

Me: “No. Nope. That’s not -“