How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

The untold backstory of how @theonion.com has finally struck a new deal to take over Infowars — with the help of Sandy Hook families.

And what @bencollins.bsky.social plans to do with @timheidecker.bsky.social and Alex Jones' studio (and desk!)

🚨👀 youtu.be/jC7cZU5_hsU?...

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

[Tone: Direct ]

The way I appreciate them shits saving me from pollen is immeasurable. 🖖🏽

[Tone: Surprise]

I’ve watched over 750 episodes of One Piece in two months. This is bonkers. 🖖🏽

Top architecture firm won’t design more ICE prisons after employees revolt They thought their firm focused on humane design. Then they learned of the private detention center contract.

A bunch of architects basically said: Not on our watch www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

[Tone: Optimistic]

ALL POSITIVE ENERGY SENT TO LEWIS HAMILTON!! 🖖🏽 #f1

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

[Tone: Sincere ]

Thank you for this intel. 🖖🏽

[Tone: Annoyed]

These folks really down with the madness. We gotta flip this ish because we getting cooked. 🖖🏽

Dem folks do not like Big Hilary. They stay going at her headtop. 🖖🏽

[Tone: Supportive]

Kat be letting the ya-opper go off. I love it! I don’t even need a billion to get a Ferrari F80. SWIRV. 🖖🏽

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

[Tone: Reluctant Laugh]

This was funny because of how much a evil turd is, but I was sad for the Guthrie fam. 🖖🏽

It’s not “identity politics” to not want to be denied equality or mistreated because of your identity. In case anyone was wondering.

We Take John Turturro for Granted We take John Turturro for granted. He’s a ubiquitous face but rarely gets the chance to carry a feature, as he does in the modest, lovely drama ‘The Only Living Pickpocket in New York.’

We take John Turturro for granted. He’s a ubiquitous face but rarely gets the chance to carry a feature, as he does in the modest, lovely drama ‘The Only Living Pickpocket in New York.’

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

When Tigray became a ‘Wild West’ of illegal gold mining, Canadian firms staked a claim A postwar gold rush in Ethiopia razed the landscape and sowed seeds for conflict. The Globe looks into Canadian-licensed sites at the heart of it, and their ties to Beijing

I don't know how I missed this incredible investigative reporting by @clairelwilmot.bsky.social and Ashenafi Endale, illicit mining in Tigray-->funding for another looming war, pollution, and, surprise surprise, foreign investment from Canada + China🧵

www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

[Tone: Chill]

Someone really was ice skating and decided to do a backflip. 🖖🏽 #olympics

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

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Excelente trabajo! 🖖🏽 #superbowl

I SUPER SUPPORT THIS. 🖖🏽

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

[Tone: Deadass]

Alrighty then Gods. Gone head and just wrap Earth up. Been a wild ride. 🖖🏽

[Tone: Curious]

Put me on game as to what "kurwa" means. 🖖🏽

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

A reminder — there are *millions* of social sites on the internet, like Storygraph for your reading and Ravelry for your knitting, etc. It’s only the biggest, run by the extremist fascists, that do these terrible things. Don’t define the internet by a handful of apps run by 5 sociopaths.

I hope by now everyone gets that all struggles are intertwined, but if you had any doubt—

this bounty hunter model is based off of Texas’ SB8, which was the death knell for Roe—

& allowed ppl to pull these same vigilante lawsuits against anyone assisting in someone getting abortion care.