In 1909, the Globe ran a parody of car-centric policies By Alan Wirzbicki Globe Staff,Updated April 20, 2026, 5:26 p.m. While searching through the Globe’s archives recently, I ran across this list published in March 1909, purporting to be a new set of rules for pedestrians: It was, safe to assume, an unlabeled parody: the author, George Fitch, was “widely known as a humorist,” Rules are in a screenshot and include "Pedestrians must register and pay a $5 fee"
Thx Alan Wirzbicki at @bostonglobe.com for unearthing this early parody of the ridiculous hoops that car-centric retrofitting of cities has pushed on to anyone traveling outside of cars @tomflood.bsky.social
Boston: RETVRN to the city you were #CarLiteBoston
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