I was having my occasional-but-becoming-ever-more-frequent luddite/going off the grid spiral earlier but it occurred to me that what I really want is not necessarily to disconnect but to not have a decade happen every month such that I have to be aware of what epoch we are in this week

the sad part is if it does come back it will be all the rage for like a month and then everyone will be on to the next thing

I do hope 80s hair comes back sometime

awww she has her father's depravity!

well one of them is very visible at least

absolutely devastating summary I get the feeling phansky is going to need therapy after this

brb jogging over there with my clippers

(if you don't want a clipper cut too bad it's the only thing I can do)

are you sure that guy isn't 7 years old? because that is peak 7-year-old logic

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A photo of a small pond that has been annotated with a very (very) poorly drawn bird. The bird is black with some white patches on its tail. The bird has a classic smiley face because I didn't see the front of it so could not accurately draw a beak shape or colour. The tail is labelled "butt" with an arrow pointing to it handwritten in orange.

made an unintentional (very mild) @effinbirds.com earlier trying to describe a bird I saw to a friend:

only been waiting over a MONTH to hear back if I am going to a really cool thing in prague and they finally tell me no I was not selected :[

after public outcry (3 likes) I have taken the meds

why simply take my meds when I could instead sit here for ages Not doing that and feeling bad about it

checkmate atheists

photos taken before Attack

I can definitely see the logic there but like suuurely limit it to five images or something in your drafts folder at a time? I'm sure there is a limit to how many draft posts you can have overall for the same reason (granted text is way smaller filewise than any image but meh)

Orange Comic Sans text saying "Arven!!!" with a simple cat face made of ASCII characters and coloured text followed by my email address (redacted) because how else would you know the email that you should reply to /s.

thought you guys might like to see (a mildly redacted and non-deadnaming version of) my email signature that has existed unchanged since I think 2010?

you see why I did not want to try to write that alt text on my phone (I still had to open the image separately on my laptop so I could zoom in to read the usernames)

Screenshot of a thread of YouTube comments on the latest Folding Ideas video (about visiting Mr Beast HQ). The main comment was posted by wilderulz saying "like good on you and doug walker for being mature adults, but I can't help think about the content the two of you could have generated by setting up a midnight fight in one of the abandoned beast game sets". The top reply is by Dinnyeify saying "everyone pause making rpf about actors and athletes kissing and make what people really want: fanfic of Dan and Doug absolutely obliterating each other on the Beast Games set". A sub-reply by baguettegott3409 says "The new endboss of Youtuber rpf: Dan and [crossed out] Phil Doug", which has two replies, one by Robininthedust saying "imagine dan and doug doing a weekly podcast together", the other by nullispointer saying "and then several years later they reveal that they were dating the whole time and made The Wall/Nostalgia Critic and The Wall as an intentional duology?". Two other replies to Dinnyeify's rpf comment are by MxPokirby saying "The real celebrity""" boxing match we deserve" and by porygonlover322 saying "this could read very differently depending on what is meant by "obliterating"".

unexpected folding ideas x dnp crossover

NEVER MIND I guess bsky doesn't support media in dms? so email it is

going to have to email this screenshot that is so incredibly unimportant (its about youtubers) to myself so I can use it on another device like its 2010

or one of you is about to get a randomass dm

went to use the drafts feature for the first and probably only time due to wanting to post an image that requires a LOT of alt text and preferring to type it on my laptop rather than the phone that took the screenshot and bsky drafts DON'T UPLOAD THE MEDIA when you SAVE IT as a draft??? WHY

average 2026 things

stream of all time

art books are always SO expensive and half the time they are printed in non-standard ways which is *cool* unless you are a broke student or working in a textbook library for a school and have to cover/reinforce them to make sure they last for at least a decade and then they are a PAIN IN THE ASS

you might be able to apply for the winz dental grant?

www.workandincome.govt.nz/eligibility/...

there is also a link to a (tbh not super helpful) te whatu ora page on emergency dental care in the 'other ways to pay' section

I feel like I need to go and sit in a library and look mysterious or something because I *know* there are cute people in this town but they are not on dating apps it seems

I support your succession dreams sooo yes question mark

marry me for visa purposes haha jk unless

yeahhh I have no ideas atm either