That’s right

I just can’t believe how creative Dan Wilson is. Every game he finds a way to be worse.

I wish the Seattle Mariners had a big league 3B and a big league Manager. Then we’d be cooking.

Go M’s. Little man got a ball thrown to him by his sports hero. Generational run of player interaction luck.

The most Havertz goal imaginable

Pregame ball from the Big Dumper himself

Refreshing to see some solid hitting from a Seattle-based team.

My bad, that was autocorrect. It’s for Hahahahaherpes

Clippers season ended.
Mariners in shambles.

Doesn’t matter. This win makes up for everything.

#WERDER

I think we should find out just how many reds H*V can get #Werder #svw

Get fucked Hamburg!

😂😂

It was too dangerous. His shots kept ricocheting off the ceiling and taking out other stormtroopers.

A PUERTAS GOAL?! lol okay funny prank where are the hidden cameras?

Death.
Taxes.
Schmid over the bar.

Good to know where you stand on ankle health, you evil bastard.

If you downgrade this to a yellow you’re telling me you hate ankle health

The H in HSV is for Hahahaha

Wild it took this long to see a red

I do Not claim Leonardo Bittencourt #werder #svwhsv

Peak Njinmah lmao

JENS STAGE YOU ARE MY GOD

Come on, he brings so much more to the table than that. He’ll also overdribble and lose the ball out of bounds and be inexplicably slow a few times.

Based on what the refs are letting slide, I almost expect to see some literal weapons on the pitch in the second half. #Werder

Tough talk from a guy named Ransford 🤓

Njinmah angrily motioning for the ball as if he wouldn’t have shot that right to the keeper.

They are all bastards

Glatzel is both a dork and a dweeb

Well I should have known not to be happy

Willing to learn how to build a statue so I can build one of Jens. #Werder