California is definitely gonna need some of that.

But where were Moose and Squirrel?

In your defense, the meeting was 10 minutes over.

When "not supporting" genocide and war crimes makes you a maverick...

Ummm...I feel pretty distracted by threats of annihilating a civilization.

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

My grandfather used to do this. But he owned five shoe stores and made that plus highballs his whole personality.

Sending love to your sweet pooch. I remember coming home drunk in high school and my dad (M.D.) and my stepmom (R.N.) were suturing our unconcious german shepard's shoulder. That's how we did it in the olden days.

Jesus. Fuck that kid.

She only takes snacks!

The intellectual and emotional poverty of that analogy is why the humanities matter.

9 years of waitressing/bartending. 34 years of teaching high school. I was amazed at the skill set overlap.

Wonder Man and A Knight of the 7 Kingdoms are terrific!

He could try something like...gardening?

In the Heights. I love a character exposition number!

My dog was named Sandra Day O'Connor and it was always fun at the vet office.

Something akin to this?

"Policy preferences" working hard there.

Oh honey.

a man in a suit stands next to a woman in a blue dress and a man in a black suit and tie ALT: a man in a suit stands next to a woman in a blue dress and a man in a black suit and tie

Vibes. Although the Gemstones had redeeming qualities.

I am almost 65, watching episode 2 now -- I am moved to tears and delighted by it.

No self respecting brothel would ever...

Nice that there won't be only one!

Great news for all of us!!

We only know "useful" in the rearview mirror -- Steve Jobs created the OG fonts inspired by a random audited calligraphy course. Also "useful and "valuable" can be different things.

So the dude in the song isn't really meeting her at 4:30, is he?

This is a most welcome holiday gift to your readers!!

A perfect film.