Farhan going to wage theft Patxi's is extremely on brand.
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I don't remember a trench coat

Embarrassing

Farhan lived in Hayes Valley? Yikes.

Watch this with him
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This won't work. Pitchers can't sleep in the same bed as position players.

My only baseball opinion is that every team should have to live in a house together and sleep in one big bed

Gotta introduce him to Johnny Cueto.

Democrat voters:

Kareem?

Pogo is standing in the swamp collecting littler, which is everywhere, and saying “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

Walt Kelly’s Pogo poster for the inaugural #EarthDay on April 22, 1970.

When Giants run Borucki out against right handed hitters?

Car drivers when they violate my bike's castle doctrine?

Have to respect a man when he's on a heater.

Cenk Uygur: Did I miss the requirement to agree with all of his positions in order to accept his help in combating war and genocide? And do you think it's a good idea to reject allies when we desperately need them to end Israel's control over this country? I didn't ask you to marry the guy, I asked you to take yes for an answer when he's a very rare media figure in America who is willing to treat Muslims like they're human beings and say their lives matter. This is not a hard question. In reply to Mehdi Hasan, here: https://x.com/cenkuygur/status/2046763884753879081

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What's a little lie for a Nazi when there are tens of millions of dollars waiting to be grifted?

May he be forever stuck in the washing machine?

The Mets are 36-54 since Mr. Met fell off the stage at the Lumineers concert last summer. That's a 65-win pace over a full season.

Goddamn slop in your goddamn Playmobil

You drive taxi like you could be a cab driver in Ramallah

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

punishment

Too many Dodgers fans in San Francisco right now

You can't convince me that the original Terminator wasn't inspiration for GTA 3

Too many secrets.

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Granted I’m sure this is endearing to a fanbase that owns 80% of the Cybertrucks in the world

I live in the lowest density part of San Francisco, and there's 4 Cybertrucks on my 3.5 mile commute.

If there are folks who would like to design a couple of "FUND OUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARIES" posters, holler at me at niapoetry@gmail.com and please tell me your rate for this. Poster size would be 11 by 17 landscape size.

I need to print some posters for a forthcoming event.

Ancient Giants proverb