i just want to know when my goats @lamentingtheleafs.bsky.social will return from war

it’s a myth from Big Needle to get u to buy more don’t fall for it ☝🏼

with the other app down this would be the funniest time for a certain team to announce a certain contract extension

good morning leafs in 5

Game #56. Toronto 6 V Carolina 3. #TorontoMapleLeafs #LeafsForever #LeafsNation #GoLeafsGo #ThePassion #AlexSteeves #PontusHolmberg #TheOtherGuys

man but that was cathartic. so much bullshit over the last two weeks finally get a definitive fuck you

why does it feel like the end of the world lowkey

happy canada vs usa day i hope both tkachuks die violently

sceptres becoming a wagon ever since I saw them at SBA. you’re welcome ladies

bill guerin should kill himself. and i want to carry brandon hagel’s children and raise them to be patriots. so that’s where we’re at

spent too much time scrolling on the bad app now I came the good app to regurgitate the same stories everyone’s talking about but in lowercase

from the bottom of my heart fuck team usa, fuck the very concept of that country, fuck everything it stands, fuck that president, fuck the presidents before him, fuck the victim complex of that population who benefits from the blood spilled around the world. may canada trounce them ameen. go leafs.

he had a brief stint on the top line where he played well last year but his numbers were not an improvement from the year before to warrant that extension he got. and if a player can /only/ look good next to auston matthews maybe he’s a problem please stop wasting my time

i feel insane on the other app when i see the amount of rope max domi gets. any other player with that kind of output would be public enemy number two round here. he stinks and it doesn’t work stop wasting my time

anyway i experienced true joy today so whatever

leafs actually have to lose vs ottawa to keep morale up for public servants. source: am public servant

i promised this would be my good behavior account im drunk on leafs trouncing the habs juice

damn that’s crazy.

they were also robbed on that ot but also. score some goals perhaps

taking my niece to her first ever hockey game when the sceptres are in SBA in two weeks. im begging this team to get it together by then please

i just remembered this account existed because everyone is being insane elsewhere about two leafs losses. oops

i watched our little secret last night to get out of a funk it was surprisingly effective

so jealous of the minnesota frost colour scheme like it’s viscerally upsetting

anyway if you’re typing out a tweet about how good our goalie tandem is SAY MASHALLAH!!!!!!!!

go leafs go. refs should get jumped

“defensively sound dewer love that” - my brother, channeling june

thank you william for cancelling my suicide

worst part is you know this makes jon cooper happy

fuck my life fuck these cops on skates

the refs should die I think