They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

maybe all mornings

he has ‘enhanced’ the day
for us all

he forgives you

scrabbling little creatures at my window

*please note i mean birds
not gnomes or gnome adjacent beings

sounds and visions ❤️‍🔥

i don’t know if they start small or start as a different thing and then go through a mysterious process and emerge as a new one
i do not know their ways

he’s kind of thumbnail sized?
too big of a little guy to be sneakily involved with a hairbrush

that’s not very polite

does he like hairbrushes?

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

little weevil guy. they keep turning up in my bathroom FROM WHENCE

here he is

tysm i’m doing it but i feel i must be too slow
i’ll practice

pulses of glowing light etc
the usual

also a kind of crackling

charging up my biscuit with a magnet

i’d like to know about the hand gestures

Cellino & Barnes. When we were kids we had a hand gesture to go along with their phone nulber. But then they changed their phone number. And then one of them went to prison. And then he got out and they teamed back up but then they broke up and started competing firmw. And then they made an award winning play about the breakup. And then one of them crashed his plane and died. So now the hand gesture doesnt really work anymore I used to call the number every now and again, every couple years maybe, to see if they kept it, if it still went through, even after they changed it. It did for a long time. And then one day it didnt. Cellino & Barnes, injury attorneys. Call 454-2020

They should add an evil horse emoji. An emoji of a horse who is evil

i hope they can be saved 😔

smtime

they’re just bad in a new way

sometimes

contrary

even though i sometimes eat eggs i’d just like to say that egg whites are almost always lowkey gross ty

free biscuits for local thieves 💖

can you break in and get the biscuits
all of them

well that’s the kind of thing a birthday hitler would say

is that a swastika

this is profound