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april is the coolest month

automilfophilia

been saying this

life hack: you can interact with it indirectly by thinking about what you want to do with it and then telling me those things

they gave me a pussy!!

this is my friend, Harold Chest

came up with that one pre-anesthesia?m, accidentakky

i've had it ready for more than a year

he did a little bit!

immovable object:unstoppable force type situation brewing between bartleby (i would prefer not to) and earl sweatshirt (i wish a motherfucker would)

stick with meth bestie

the secret is that you, too, can become unmoggable if you simply choose to unconditionally love yourself

it is about you tho

my girlfriend has a pussy

all i need bay bee

amd. you gotta try morphine

surgery is fundamentally a war between the good guys (anesthesia, wants to keep you alive) amd the bad guys (surgeon, wants to do a perfect surgery, does not care if you live or die)

i get vicodin later

anything at all really. gotta ride along with Things Transforming

i'm so proud of it

guys you gotta try morphine

♥ morphine goooooood

currently checkin in to her hotel and seeking out dinner. more broadly, having a great time Not Posting

this, my Most Perfect Post, was the "i'm going in" post

to be clear, this was my "i lived" post

this is the other side!!! they did it!

thank you croline!

it's flat fuck friday tuesday (i have to lie flat on my back for the next 24 hours)

time to find out what happens next. who says philosophers don't do empirical research?