Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

I’m at the point in my life where I’ll read an article like “CBS renews U.S Fart Patrol for season 9” and it’ll be the first time I’ve ever heard of the show’s existence.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I hereby declare that I have never, and will never, do a restaurant “menu hack.” Thanks for listening.

This is fuckin' hilarious

Who does that!? What is wrong with people!?

If it were up to me, you’d be out there!

Trump’s violent, indiscriminate, racist mass deportation campaign is not a surprise. remember the 2024 RNC?

Every American needs to watch this:

I know I will!

This gave me goosebumps! Congratulations on the upcoming season. Looking forward to seeing the results of all the hard work!

Yes! I've only used it a couple times, though. The home made chicken nugget came out a bit dry because I didn't know how to properly harness its power.

What if your oven has an air frying option? Does that suffice or do you need to buy a separate appliance?

The two most important things you could read today. They're both saying similar things in different ways.

Into the abyss
The correct response to Dachau was not better training for the guards.

Me (craving more of the on-screen chemistry between Ted Danson and Terry Farrell):

A sitcom shot in a mausoleum so the announcer says “___was taped in front of a dead studio audience”

What's most infuriating to me about the aftermath of Renee Good's murder is that you have clear video evidence showing what happened, Trump/MAGA blatantly lying about it and her, and millions of people who are more comfortable believing the lie instead of seeing what's right in front of them.

www.PAXIS.app says:

🛑 Know Your Rights: ICE agents cannot legally stop you just to ask if you’re a citizen or where you were born.

✅ Right to remain silent
✅ No duty to answer status questions
✅ Ask: “Am I free to go?”
✅ If not: “I don’t consent. I want a lawyer.”

📜 Protected by the 4th Amendment

What does Trump think is going to happen at the next inauguration?

One of the many reasons the man was a legend. RIP.

Pretty uneventful week!

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You will be visited by three spirits

Can't believe those two didn't make it.

I love listening to Delilah's radio show during the holidays because someone will call the request line to share a heart-wrenching dedication about a deceased loved one and Delilah will be like "I've got just the song for you" and it's Frosty the Snowman.

The year’s 2103. The world’s a dust bowl overtaken by robots. I’ve been dead for decades.

My inbox: Ryan, you’re on a roll on LinkedIn!

Getting started is always the hardest part.

But if you stick with it long enough for it to become a habit, it’ll change your life.

You don’t need to sprint. You just need to stay consistent.

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I have an irrational hatred toward the “Uncle Jeff” moniker. #survivor

The inventor of coca-cola