Urgh. Did Oliver write this? Awful.

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Me having a cup of tea, ready to go to bed, and then Palace equalise….

Reckon Heyman is going to side with Rollins tonight. But Brock coming back to attack Punk wouldn’t surprise me either. Something big has to happen… #Wrestlemania

Pricks. Good job I had a free bet leftover from The Masters last weekend. You just knew at 3-4. Thanking you. Pricks. 🙄💰

How is it 8 years since I got my Switch and played Breath Of The Wild for the first time?EIGHT years.

Incredible PR on the 11th April. 👌

The lad who has just come on for Leicester was born in July 2009. I was 30 when he was born. Christ.

You have to bet on a horse called Brookie, don’t you? Arr ay, Jimmy…

I’m guessing that this home draw won’t be celebrated as much as the one in February…

Every single company doing the obligatory April Fools joke on social media today…

This whole minute is absolutely ridiculous.

Cheers, Sky. You ruined an absolutely brilliant song. You can now get to fuck, along with that particular holidaying company who ruined a particular Christmas classic.

Thank God for the rise of independent coffee shops in the past few years. Made the mistake of going into a Costa today. Miserable service, nasty coffee, inflated prices. Support your local indies, kids. 👍☕️🍰

So this is out Friday 25th July and I’m seeing Oasis the Sunday before. It’s gonna be 1996 all over again. ❤️

Loads of people still outraged by our disgusting, filthy smash ‘n grab from last night it seems. Up the spawny jammy Reds. 👊👊👊

First dog walk of the year without a coat on. Expecting my back to lock up at any time. ☀️😎☀️😎

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13pts clear at the end of February. I’ve seen this movie before. When does the next pandemic start?

Begging for Johnny Heitinga to do the three punches in the Kop end here. 100% record. 👊👊👊

Well. It’s big Johnny H’s chance to become a legend tonight. 👀

Maguire’s diving is like watching a tree fall down.

The timing here is just lovely. 👌

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Booting up the old family Windows XP PC to run some old games. By the time Windows has loaded up here, I’ll be 65…

@antkc.bsky.social Today was the day that I learned that Shane O’Mac did the Kaientai voiceovers! Indeeeeed. www.instagram.com/reel/DFTe1rd...

You’re alright, cheers. 👍

Fanny.

I’m bothered by Popeye’s overuse of the phrase “y’all”, when addressing me (‘me’ in the singular). But apparently it’s ok. Twitch twitch…

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That was pretty funny, tbh. Such a dislikable club. 👍