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Posts by Eegah Templar

If Wonder Woman were to be whisked away, winging her way to the wild shores of Marvel's universe, where would she wind up?

Avengers is the obvious (boring) choice, but I can see her falling in with the X-Men almost immediately.

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A Pokemon themed Monopoly game. The box reads "Monopoly" at the top, and "Pokemon" at the bottom. The picture is labeled "Pokemon Monopoly"

A Pokemon themed Monopoly game. The box reads "Monopoly" at the top, and "Pokemon" at the bottom. The picture is labeled "Pokemon Monopoly"

I have no problem with the crass commercial communion of a pair of properties built off of gamifying greed. However. The corporate marketing team in charge of naming things good should be disbanded.

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One of the great panels Of All Time, and one of the biggest "Wait, what?" moments of my childhood.

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It's a Rex Manning Eve miracle?

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I'm not sure I've said this out loud here, but....

It sure is something to be living under an administration that loses any comparisons with the Assyrian Empire at its peak.

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Oh nuo! Lucy Darling has sold out the local show. Now hwhat do I do?

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Fluffing the numbers while doing a time study on another department, because I'm no class traitor

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Pretty sure this woman was in Dave Cockrum's Legion of Superheroes.

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NPR, finally using their big kid words. It's only been 5 years, maybe the funding cut was a hidden blessing?

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I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well.”

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King of the Hill screen grab, with Dale throwing sand in a man's face. Brainiac 5.1 takes Dale's place, and Shrinking Violet is in the air, flying towards the other guy's face. Caption reads "pocket lesbian!"

King of the Hill screen grab, with Dale throwing sand in a man's face. Brainiac 5.1 takes Dale's place, and Shrinking Violet is in the air, flying towards the other guy's face. Caption reads "pocket lesbian!"

Not sure who did this, but I like your brain.

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Painting of John Wilkes Booth jumping from Lincoln's balcony at Ford's theater. Rick Moranis' head gas replaced Booth's.

Painting of John Wilkes Booth jumping from Lincoln's balcony at Ford's theater. Rick Moranis' head gas replaced Booth's.

Sic Semper Moranis

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My Gen Z coworker made the mistake of admitting he had never heard an Ole and Lena joke before. My life has meaning again.

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Yellow bodied, red suited, and powdery blue caped Etrigan the Demon from DC comics clad in heavy shadow as drawn by Jack Kirby but his trademark entrance text has been revised in the actual Kirby lettering to say:

GONE: GONE! --- THE FORM OF MAN-!
LISA NEEDS BRACES!!
DENTAL PLAN!!

I dont not know who photoshopped this picture but it was not I.

Yellow bodied, red suited, and powdery blue caped Etrigan the Demon from DC comics clad in heavy shadow as drawn by Jack Kirby but his trademark entrance text has been revised in the actual Kirby lettering to say: GONE: GONE! --- THE FORM OF MAN-! LISA NEEDS BRACES!! DENTAL PLAN!! I dont not know who photoshopped this picture but it was not I.

Be weirder (affectionate not derogatory).

Who’s gonna tell you no? Me?!? Not likely.

Your parents? Pfft. They’re probably in the kitchen still trying to understand the deliciously sweet taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch… Apple Jacks?… i know I remember an 80s kids commercial that did this bit… 🤔

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a woman in an astronaut 's helmet looks at the camera Alt: a woman in an astronaut 's helmet looks at the camera smiling

When the solution to the season long problems turns out to be a group of people Mathing as hard as they can

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I got Apple just to check out For All Mankind, but Foundation sucked me in so fast I've barely even started it. I love all Trek (yes I'm that guy), but good grief there are so many other phenomenal space stories out there.

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Weather announcement stating work is cancelled for March 16, due to severe winter weather

Weather announcement stating work is cancelled for March 16, due to severe winter weather

Milhouse, Nelson, and Bart Simpson outside Moe's Tavern. Milhouse is excitedly jumping and shouting "Spring Break! Yeah!". The other two are unimpressed

Milhouse, Nelson, and Bart Simpson outside Moe's Tavern. Milhouse is excitedly jumping and shouting "Spring Break! Yeah!". The other two are unimpressed

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Left: a tan and white kitten (small) sleeping on his back in the crook of a red flannel covered arm.
Right: the same tan and white kitten (large) sleeping on his back across a lap and in the crook of a red flannel covered arm.

Left: a tan and white kitten (small) sleeping on his back in the crook of a red flannel covered arm. Right: the same tan and white kitten (large) sleeping on his back across a lap and in the crook of a red flannel covered arm.

6 months of kitty cuddles

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Side by side comparison of the professional wrestler Persephone, and the comic book character Charma.

Side by side comparison of the professional wrestler Persephone, and the comic book character Charma.

AEW's Persephone, rocking that Mike Grell costume design.

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a puppy is sitting on a tiled floor with a ball in its mouth . Alt: Puppy impatiently fidgeting
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A flat piece of steel, with 2 holes punched thru it. The words "inner eylet locator" are etched into the steel. Engineers are known for their math skills, not spelling.

A flat piece of steel, with 2 holes punched thru it. The words "inner eylet locator" are etched into the steel. Engineers are known for their math skills, not spelling.

When seeking enlightenment, it is best to start small and not be afraid to make mistakes.

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A blue post-it with a very, VERY bad hand drawn Doom logo

A blue post-it with a very, VERY bad hand drawn Doom logo

My 7th grade teacher was adamant we wouldn't always have a calculator available, so my generation learned how to Doom by hand. (I appear to be out of practice)

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Microwave oven on the floor, with a computer keyboard is sitting on top

Microwave oven on the floor, with a computer keyboard is sitting on top

Guess who will be playing Doom on his lunch break.

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The millennial urge to recast movies with mostly Muppets, just to hear Miss Piggy lean into Arnold Schwarzenegger and coo "Ooooh Termie!"

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Matter-Eater Lad: Do I make you uncomfortable? You seem…uncomfortable.
Lightning Lad: You eat literally everything. What if you wake up in the mood for ginger beefcake?
MEL: That’s silly. I can eat literally anything. You should be worried about people who can only eat meat instead of someone who can snack on, like, metal.
Sun Boy: Hey, have you guys seen Ferro Lad?
MEL: Don’t worry about it!

Matter-Eater Lad: Do I make you uncomfortable? You seem…uncomfortable. Lightning Lad: You eat literally everything. What if you wake up in the mood for ginger beefcake? MEL: That’s silly. I can eat literally anything. You should be worried about people who can only eat meat instead of someone who can snack on, like, metal. Sun Boy: Hey, have you guys seen Ferro Lad? MEL: Don’t worry about it!

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A street sign for "Rylea Dr"

A street sign for "Rylea Dr"

This is cultural appropriation, your cruddy lake doesn't get any deeper than 30 feet. Even with the most generous application of non-euclidean geometry, the only ancient horrors you're giving people is E. coli

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It even detours into Gotham, but they can't stop, due to it being Bat country.

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There are Rules.

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I am All In on this Absolute line.

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Heard a coworker sell another guy on the 80s classic Sleepaway Camp. "It's a hidden gem", and he's not wrong.

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