Sie ist heute gegangen und hat es in 5 Tagen nicht geschafft, mal die abgewaschenen Sachen in der Küche wegzuräumen, das Katzenstreu zu wechseln oder den Müll rauszubringen. Hat mir sogar noch den Reiskochertopf in der Spüle stehen gelassen, den ich sie zu säubern gebeten hatte. Ich raste aus

Wenn diese wohnung nicht komplett aufgeräumt ist, wenn ich zurückkomme und auch nur ein einziger teller irgendwo rumsteht oder ein lappen da liegt, wo er nicht liegen soll, werde ich meinen verstand verlieren 😃😃😃

roommate: *puts a whole bowl of yogurt on her desk*

roommate: *leaves for several minutes*

roommate (shocked): the cats ate my ENTIRE bowl, bro, how?!

what did you EXPECT?????

me: i‘m afraid of setting boundaries, seeming demanding, making my needs known or telling people when they‘ve hurt me

them: its okay you can tell us!

me: ok *gets mad about something*

them: *ignore me/act weird around me the whole day, don’t apologize when they fucked up*

Wie kann ein mensch so unförmig sein

I just tried on all the clothes i ordered for the wedding in january and nothing fits, i have to send back everything (except for the pair of sweatpants i threw in) 😃😃😃😃 its hating myself hours… i‘m so close to cancelling

Nur wegen @janboehm.bsky.social s Manager Klaus konnte ich gestern noch inmitten von Bahnchaos lachen…. more Jan abuse please 🙏🏼 #festundflauschig #boomercringe

“Der vor uns liegende Streckenabschnitt ist noch durch einen anderen Zug belegt, wir werden unsere Fahrt in Kürze fortsetzen”

ES IST STREIK, AUSSER UNS FÄHRT HIER NICHTS, VERARSCHT JEMAND ANDEREN

and OH ITS SNOWING fuck my entire life

my roommate turned off my fucking hue wake up light & I overslept by about 40 minutes and will be late for work but not only that, there is construction on the train tracks AGAIN which means I have to take a bus through a whole town in order to catch my train & the entire week is going to be a mess

I’m home with a cold and finally have the time and energy to cook. Today I made Mushroom Stroganoff! Never cooked with red wine before, actually felt like a chef 👩🏻‍🍳

Auf öffentlichen Nahverkehr angewiesen sein wie

Petition, den Bahnhof Mainz Bischofsheim in den Boden zu stampfen

When I think back on my life, I never actually did anything right ever😛

tre cool is so tacky

Remind me not to pay things forward for anyone ever again

“I’ll pay you back immediately!” *ignores me since last Wednesday*

got my first gojo figure today and uh. uhhh.. hmm. well.

Me: maybe things aren’t so bad right no-

Coworker: *says “bye” in a Tone™*

Me: I’m going to quit my job

💀

when you ask me how I am, I am either fine or lying

why do I always lieeeee

it’s not even 10 am and two coworkers are sitting in my office talking about war and destruction all over the world and the decline of society bro I only came here to work I can’t even deal with this right now

One wrong word and I hurt her, one wrong word and she’s going to hate me, one wrong word and everything falls apart. I can’t tell her. I’m the problem I’m the problem I’m the problem I’m the problem

She asked if I’m okay & I said I was. She said I seem down & I said it’s fine. She asked if someone was mean (like I’m a child) & I said no (but yes, you). I said it’d be more of a hassle to talk about it. She said okay. But it’s not something she did, right? Yes it was. I said no. Why did I say no?

the only time i feel truly damaged is when she’s with me. I don’t want to throw around words like emotional abuse but most of my insecurities I’ve accumulated over the course of my life stem from things a) my mom said/did or b) SHE said or did. But I love her so nothing is ever gonna change 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m actually so mad about it??? I was fine & in an okay mood the whole weekend bcs she wasn’t here. now she came home & the instant I hear her voice my mood sours & I feel terrible. She asked me if I wanted to hang out. I made excuses. I hate that I let her do this but I hate hate hate confrontation

and you can’t even make her feel bad about it because it’s her ~~~~birthday~~~~ and you don’t want to be a shitty friend 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

when you went out of your way to ask your boss’s permission to leave early (hours you’ll have to make up for sometime) to be on time for her birthday event only for her to show up so late that you could have just stayed at work until your regular time because she had to change clothes 10 times 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

when your friends have no respect for your time 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼