that doesn’t sound very panera mix and match menu of you

It is. They even put a whole lady finger cookie in it.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Well today it was a tiramisu milkshake from shake shack.

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

A painting of a bird beside the text "is this shit over or what"

What we lost when we lost Self magazine The almost 50-year-old publication was a lifeline for chronically ill readers.

What we lost when we lost Self magazine

Very good boy I'm dog sitting nudged me back awake when I fell back to sleep after my alarm went off.

a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .

Coffee.

It's a good thing none of us are sarcastic on here.

Peak 90s aesthetic

This is one of those sentences that if someone from the past came here in a time machine, we'd have to do a lot of explaining to them for this to make sense. 😂

And why do radio stations have such tiny catalogs, when listeners from seemingly the same demographics generally love hearing songs they haven’t heard in a while?

Soooo...stage managers?

Heavy winds push barges into sea wall near Audubon Aquarium, officials say Aquarium officials told WWL Louisiana that two tugboats helped to quickly move the barges.

Ohhhh ffs. www.wwltv.com/mobile/artic...

@bencollins.bsky.social please sell this logo on stickers, i need it for my truck

You can give me all of your cardamom pods lol

Oh my !

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism"

i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

Threads has become apart as much the bad place as the other bad place, the weirdest most disingenuous takes over there.

The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.

Taking my meds!

If you've forgotten yours, this is a reminder! Hello!

Why were y'all gatekeeping how good the breakfast sandwich is at La Boulangerie?
You're fired.

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Here's Hank Azaria singing Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso as a bunch of his Simpson's characters' voices because we need a levity break
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I do that with emails but I always forget that's a text option

a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .

Thank you!!!!

A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I hate the preview because it's prompting you to let them make more, but I didn't want previews made in the first place.
At least it doesn't look porny like my Facebook one did, but still.