Morning Kittens

Tortie kitten Jimmi Pickles standing on a bee buggy.

Behold a pale horse, and the Rider’s name was DEATH, and HELL followed with her

Cows have a surprising emotional depth, similar to dogs. They express shyness, boldness, and even playfulness in their daily lives. Discover the emotional world of these gentle giants.

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

Kittyboy is in his shitty villain era. Dude started a fight with a neighborhood cat and got a claw embedded in his forehead and now it's infected. And I know he started it cause he's a dick like that. #cats

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I agree.

it is my firm belief that in most lists, it is important to be able to cycle to the bottom of the list by pressing the up button at the top of the list

This speaks to me on so many levels.

when i'm dysregulated, i need pizza

when i'm regulated, i need pizza

pizza

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything?

That’s how the internet was.

Guitar that says arrest the president. From rage at the machine concert. A person in black clothing is holding the Guitar in front of their face

RATM
Arrest the 🇺🇸 president

Is there some kind of disappearing eyebrows syndrome that I am unaware of????

My boyfriend's best friend's #GTA character looks like if White Michael Jackson and Xena Warrior Princess had a creepy adult baby with giant boobs.

BUT WHEN I LET THE LEOPARD OUT OF IT'S CAGE IT PROMISED ME IT WOULDN'T EAT MY FACE!

@japan_tem - if I was cat I would be the type that knocks over things on purpose and get stuck in window curtains

same

"i'm on the struggle bus today" bro i am driving the struggle bus. and if it goes slower than 55 mph it's going to explode

Natalie Portman does not know if she is a clone of Keira Knightley or if Keira Knightley is a clone of her.

I don't think we'll ever know the truth.

A chubby brown pet mouse stands on hind legs

Mouse fact: this is a mouse

I want an open-world game where I'm me and I build a sanctuary and I just go out and find strays of ALL kinds and take care of them and my operation just gets bigger and bigger until goodness takes over the world. Can someone make this happen? #gamer #gamedevs

Why is 'Thirteen Ghosts' so freaking good?

My boyfriend just discovered that I'm obsessed with Squishmalllows and he looks scared....

I ate a salad today so that means I'm superior to all of you now.
#sorrynotsorry

Morning.

I love it when I post about bagels and my friends find my post and the comment section becomes the trench war about root beer

Finally someone is speaking my language.