you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too
boxed wine is economical and perfectly respectable
decided to work from home today so I can rly focus on this research I’m doing, so of course my neighbor has decided it’s a perfect time to practice their opera singing 🙃
a threads post from pmccallion Judith Butler every day watching people use the word "performative" to mean "fake in a bad way" a photo of cillian murphy as robert oppenheimer looking distressed
NOT AGAIN
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
The world should not come here. There should not be a World Cup here.
I spoke out against the last World Cup because of concerns I had about human rights violations and it’s only right that I express the same concerns and condemnations now.
Wayne's World tbh
omg once again the person with a very similar name to mine has entered their email wrong in a form, because I just got their receipt for nearly 700 bucks worth of baseball equipment
ohhh i’m very excited to spend way too long on this website, ty for sharing!
if I’m paying for a streaming service I shouldn’t have to see any ads. periodT.
little tan dog wearing a gray sweater. his back legs are resting on one step and his front legs on the lower step. he’s avoiding eye contact with the camera
a pup who does NOT want to go out in this cold
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
fuck infantino, all my homies hate infantino
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
a fun game to play is “guess who’s playing the Barclays Center based on the outfits of everyone leaving the subway station” - tonite it’s Stevie Nicks
i would rather a commute that takes a little longer than feel like i’m sprinting through the mall perfume department twice a day
they’ve started piping in cheap fake pine-tree scent in the grand central subway station as part of some boneheaded bath & body works ad campaign and it’s so unpleasant it genuinely might make me switch my commute route until they take it down after the holidays
in the preview for this season there was an event where they were all wearing Founding Fathers wigs (???) and I feel like it will heal me
the Housewives of SLC are really reaching new heights in the field of arguing while wearing ridiculous costumes
I’m taking Zohran’s victory as a good omen for the Arsenal finally winning the league this year
BING BONG
not the horoscope-based get out the vote text omfg
Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre Andrew Harding Paris correspondent, at the scene
Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
ok here's my nyc policy idea: create the post of Chief Weirdo. The job goes to an iconic freak whose job it is to maintain our world-leading weirdo levels. Curtis Sliwa can be the inaugural officeholder
if I were a UN-appointed human rights expert I would simply not promote the agendas of far-right misogynist groups. but that’s just me I guess.
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
PRESIDENT DONALD PLEASENCE??? hail to the chief!!