Getting my ass beat by night terrors AMA

This person has never actually worked a day in their life unless it was like, "content management" or some kinda internship somewhere. Very excited to find out a few years down the line they accidentally shot themselves in the foot cross-body carrying like a fucking idiot like this.

Copy of Beat Every 1-Up

Anyway, in good news, I picked this up from the local shop, as it was a nice surprise to see some @joehunter.bsky.social on the shelf

He’s on a show called ROOSTER on HBO rn

Was made to sit through trailer for TERF WIZARD BOARDING SCHOOL and was struck by how flat and drab it all looks for something that’s desperately trying to claw at a demographic’s ever-dwindling sense of childhood wonder

post a non religious picture you think of as holy 😌

…is Kenny Omega wearing tights designed to look like his cat’s fur?

Hey if you’ve read and enjoyed BEAT EVERY 1-UP, would you horribly mind leaving a positive review on Goodreads?

Fuck

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and teeth showing ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and teeth showing

“You JORKed my peanits. In FRONT of VaNESSuh.”

God I would love to be able to breathe normally again

🎶My backshots sound like mayoooooo🎶

Bleghh

B*Witched - C'est la vie (Official Video) YouTube video by BwitchedVEVO

God this is such a good song how do you not love a dopey pop song with an Irish step dance break youtu.be/UvjLgjtJKsc?...

It’s me I’m bitches

Can’t sleep. Made mistake of looking up BE1U on Goodreads.

My art is “impenetrable” apparently.

lol wait for 22

At my first signing in years and they made a drink for us! @maverickogn.bsky.social @dreamersbmore.bsky.social

Help

“Togashi and his Wife”

EXCUSE YOU? MOTHERFUCKER??

A photo of a copy of Beat Every 1-Up depicting two young women, ome with bright red hair and the other a cool blue, as they battle a mowhawked monkey and a horned skeletal creature with their magical weapons. Most importantly, it was illustrated by my partner, Joe.

Got to say "that's my husband" to the cashier and everything

eeeeeeee~

“Al Bundy? Is that what they’re calling him now? Back then I knew him as Bun D. Al.”

I continue to apparently not be able to purchase a copy at any store ANYWHERE around me

Hey silly favor to ask:

Not that I get out much anyway but I’m currently laid up recovering from pneumonia. In the event you come across copies of BEAT EVERY 1-UP in the wild, could you send a pic

rip bozo lol

I’d tell my Cassandra joke but no one would listen anyway