It is a moon lit night in a narrow valley of a high mountain spooky terrain. The moon has a halo that makes it look twice its own size, and is only barely covered by slightly wispy clouds. The mountains in the distance are blueish white from the splash of the moons haunted hues, but in between the walls of darker rock that crowd in to the foreground, two-robed creatures that are likely men stand lit by a torch that one of them holds like a holy relic. Their hoods are pointed and drawn up over their heads, but we can see the whites of their long impressive beards that make them look like wizards, though perhaps they are merely otherworldly cultists. Their faces are in shadow and they are hunched suspiciously, as if they are up to some dark mischief and their hands are raised in a way that you cannot tell if they are conversing, about to exchange items, or casting some spell.

How we used to have to buy weed

thank you for the detailed alt text 💜

hey i saw you on Fartr the app for fucking farting

Float Fuck Friday

Stephen marche is a fucking loser

Biblically accurate Gozer

The Foreign Ministers of the United Arab Emirates, the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, the Republic of Türkiye, the Arab Republic of Egypt, the Republic of Indonesia, the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and the State of Qatar strongly condemned the Israeli occupying power's enactment of a law in its Parliament (Knesset), that allows the imposition of the death penalty in the occupied West Bank and its de facto application against Palestinians. The Ministers warned against the increasingly discriminatory, escalating Israeli practices that entrench a system of apartheid and a rejectionist discourse that denies the inalienable rights and the very existence of the Palestinian people in the Occupied Palestinian Territory (OPT). The Ministers underscored that this legislation constitutes a dangerous escalation, particularly given its discriminatory application against Palestinian prisoners, and stressed that such measures risk further exacerbating tensions and undermining regional stability. The Ministers also expressed deep concern over the conditions of Palestinian prisoners in Israeli detention, warning of mounting risks amid credible reports of ongoing abuses, including torture, inhumane and degrading treatment, starvation, and the denial of basic rights. They emphasized that these practices reflect a broader pattern of violations against the Palestinian people. The Ministers reaffirmed their opposition to Israel's racially discriminatory, oppressive, and aggressive policies targeting Palestinians. The Ministers further emphasized the urgent need to refrain from measures imposed by the occupying power that risk further inflaming tensions on the ground. They stressed the importance of ensuring accountability and called for strengthened international efforts to uphold stability and prevent further deterioration. UAE MOFA | وزارة الخارجية www.mofa.gov.ae

For the first time ever, Arab states use the term apartheid in a joint statement condemning Israel for its passage of a new and openly racist death penalty law.

Headline of a BBC article which reads, "World's oldest known tortoise still alive, as reports of death revealed as hoax." Below it is a picture of the tortoise, who's named Johnathan.

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Vodka Tonight (Music Video) Let's Enjoy the Simpler Pleasures in Life. Dr. Don on Piano and Guitar YouTube video by Dr. Don

Okay Youtube go ahead and give me ads for that Good Shit for once

This guy would slot so perfectly into a Knives Out movie

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

Me want the punani, see for make me nice STEVEN SEAGAL, "STRUT"

Johnny Bazookatone

Had to do some searches to confirm “Richie Sambora PlayStation game” wasn’t just a phrase from an odd dream

multiple sign in options, one of which is wet-dry world

whatever man Sure let me login with wetdry world who gives a shit

paulie from the sopranos

listen here you weirdo fuck, you try to fuck tha eyer toler in the ass he'll shut down them straights of whore muse

Moms love to order ketchup from someplace called ketchupdotcom, while dads like to buy their ketchup in hardware stores, this is why their marriage works

Why's that hammer covered in spaghetti sauce

Just for understanding: So they do NOT apply DLSS5 to 3D objects & textures _before_ rendering the image, but it's just a filter applied on top of the rendered image?

Comparable to taking a screenshot from a game, uploading it to some 'AI' slop tool and telling the 'AI' to make it shittier?

I use claude code in a terminal rather than through an IDE because its closer to the metal

Sport > US Sport Charlie Kirk's 'mentor' and father of modern cheerleading dies after falling while playing pickleball: report Varsity Spirit said that Jeff Webb 'built a community that will continue to inspire generations to come'

reading this felt like falling down an escher staircase

@jeremykaplowitz.com why they have Clare in an N64

Christopher No LAN

If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous

Every time I've seen an I, Robot or Detroit Become Human style sci-fi racism allegory, I always think "I would be kind to the robots :)"

But every single time I've used Chatgpt, I end up verbally abusing it like a mean step-dad. I literally tell it shit like "I wish you had feelings I could hurt"

A rusted out big metal drum of some kind in a concrete warehouse. It looks like it has the face of Thomas the tank engine

Sleep now, brother. I’ll see you in Sodor.

70 follower account muted by 10,000 people: take a seat yall… it’s time to explain the lore of dril selling his account. it all started five years ago when my carbon monoxide detector mysteriously stopped working (1/525)