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Will he come in bigger sizes eventually?

IM A TOP!

Yes pls

🚨 Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway 🚨

It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away a horse dildo to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses 👀

Retweet, follow & like to enter 🙌

We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!

I’m still working through story 😅

Awoooo! Happy birthday! Also 🤤

Cannot wait til next year!

Yes pls 🤤

So I’ve seen soda cans, shampoo, remote controls, and any number of readily identifiable objects to “compare” given my recent birthday I felt this was apt 😂

So I turned 45 (😱) on my first ever cruise. Atlantis and the people I met was amazing beyond compare. Here’s some pics of my actual B-Day. Special thanks to @twistedbeast.bsky.social for making it properly goonered

I’m thinking mild mannered Doberman. Big DnD nerd. He carries an eldritch curse. Whenever he’s sexually aroused (and sometimes when he’s not 😅) he transforms into a chimera. Hellhound features for body. Lean and muscular. Dragon head, hell hound and bull head. Tentacles instead of wings

So the vacation and the adhd rabbit holes it has brought has given me so many things! With the input of new friends I finally have a loose concept of who “Jax” would be as my ‘sona

The way that tentacle just hugs you is insanely hot! 🤤🐾😈

Gold Beef patty 😂

It was a great time!

🔥 NEW POPPERS & GIVEAWAY 🔥

We've just droppeed three new bottles of Amyl for you to goon over 💦

Like + RT + Follow and we'll pick two lucky sluts to win our new bottles.

Want your hands on them now? Links below ⬇️

Hawt

Oops let’s try this again

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Awoo! Hope you pups are enjoying the cruise! 🐾

The cards
The cards
The cards they tell
The past
The present
The future as well

Ok so they’re not selfies but…here’s some hotel pics

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Helloooo Miami Beach

When your straight coworkers ask “what are you looking forward to most about your cruise?!” And you can’t reply “hoping to get fucked senseless and called a Good Boy!” So you settle for “warm sunshine and the ocean.” It’s like leading a secret life 😂

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Me too! 🐾

I’m looking forward to it too! First cruise!