Wow! Perfect...
President Zelensky has been nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize by Professor Dag Øistein Endsjø, University of Oslo in Norway.
So perfect...!

I do not miss the United States. I very specifically miss New York, and I miss Trader Joe’s, but I do not miss the United States.

Boycott the World Cup

Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops

I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. "Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm. ." A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.

“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

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If you remembered your earbuds on the train, you will be treated to a silent car. If you forgot them, you will be subject to some new auditory torture. Anyway a man is arguing with his wife on speakerphone on the MNR 😩

Me watching 1923: Absolutely no way 1923 Helen Mirren knew what a Conversation Pit was.

Greenland says "No thanks!"

the U.S. government is targeting legal noncitizen scholars, not on the basis of any wrongdoing, but as part of a larger assault against an educated public.

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

I am moving to Europe alone, so I adopted this 6 pound creature to guide my parasympathetic nervous system through the Delta Quadrant. She is Janeway for short and Captain Janeway at the vet’s office. Her ears are capable of picking up transmissions from micro wormholes. 🖖🏻 #StarTrek

I’m making a HUGE DRAGON! YouTube video by Laura Mathews Art

Great LightBurn Dragon update from Laura Mathews Art youtu.be/sG-oq6bRXfE?...

I would respect the occasional killjoy @mta.info ticket taker asking us to keep our feet off the seats (most DGAF) if they also told the rudest people on the planet to WEAR HEADPHONES AND STOP BROADCASTING THEIR SHIT TO THE WHOLE CAR. 😤

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Really wild that, comparatively speaking (and so far) Bill Gates and Tim Cook are doing so much better than the other billionaires at “not immediately going full Nazi”

a simple and graphic three-color drawing of a cat hanging from a tree branch, wailing in fear and misery. The text in the border around it says “Hang in there baby. You can cry. You can cuss. But you gotta hold on.”

HANG IN THERE BABY!!
#art

@ouraring.bsky.social Oura Ring really out here tracking the downfall of the United States through the perception and fear of its users. GEE WHY IS YOUR BODY STRAINED. Is there a “tag” for “I pay attention to the global chess board and it is 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 right now?

Quote is from AOC on instagram

Sorta pitch-perfect Bidenism: take a high-profile Trump stunt, turn it into bipartisan law in the name of national security, defend it to the hilt until queasily attempting to walk it back last minute, then let Trump reverse his original position in a way that is both popular and corrupt

Anybody acting like TikTok going offline isn’t a disaster for Democrats is deeply unserious.

Most political issues never touch people’s daily lives—but 170 million Americans just had their favorite social media platform taken away from them.

And Trump will position himself as the savior. JFC.

LOL most Fells Point story I’ve read in a loooong time.

Thanks, phone. Your timing is fantastic as usual. 🙈😑

If you read a piece of THAT complexity and sensitivity and your takeaway is “wow Palmer basically picked out girls for him” you have shitty reading comprehension. She did not do enough, but she has 10% responsibility here and is a victim herself. Gaiman has 90% and your outrage should reflect this.

That is some Robert Frost level stillness you can hear.

My favorite thing is when Gmail asks me if I want to unsubscribe from some random company because I “haven’t opened any emails from them in a month” when in fact I have not opened emails from them in several years and have no idea who they are yet apparently I have been subscribed since 2007.

A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely.

The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.

a woman in a pink sweater is sitting in a kitchen ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting in a kitchen

DOROTHY. 100%

You cannot argue with this.