My wife has gone shopping so I expect her to tell me on her return that I will have to tighten my belt as we have overspent this month.

It's on kindle unlimited yay!

Exceptional.

Trump is the greatest US president Russia has ever had.

Sweet dreams.

I find it amazing that people who define themselves as patriots are willing to back a foreign power over our own democratically elected government that makes them traitors in my book.

Lee Anderson is to present a new TV series in which he describes animals and contestants have to draw them i.e. Tigers "Stripey bastards wit teeth."

Thanks for the heads up.

When I know I'm going to enjoy a book because I've enjoyed everything the author has done before I tend to put them on the back burner for special occasions or when I've just become jaded by a few bad books.

Easily the best Doctor.

I have Kindle Unlimited and a lot of it's fantasy is badly written rubbish some of it is well written rubbish but now and again you can find a self published absolute gem of a book which is outrageously good.

The good old days Sir Michael when all the girls wore skirts and didn't have testicles boys weren't allowed to wear long trousers until they were 24 and you could give the peasants a damned good thrashing and they would thank you for it.

Elon Musk is totally bonkers.

If it wasn't for Brexit we would all be speaking German and listening to oompah bands in leather shorts slapping our thighs and eating German sausage.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

My No1 son turns up today and then my No1 daughter tomorrow it's why I like Christmas.

I do all the cooking in my house except on Christmas day when my wife steps in and is treated like a domestic goddess then it's back to normal boxing day.

Merry Christmas Sir Michael I've asked Father Christmas [not that Jonny Foreigner Santa] to get me the 'Tractors of the World Calendar' and a box of tissues to wipe away the tears of joy as we celebrate the birth of Jesus a true conservative and Englishman.

Being an old age pensioner is great if it wasn't for the old age thing.

The Waspi women deserve nothing not a penny the vast majority knew about the changes and are just trying to con us. They're greedy.

Oh really now you're being absurd.

Women also live longer.

I wonder if there would be a case for men who retired at 65 when women could retire at 60 to seek compensation.

I wonder if there would be a case for men who retired at 65 when women could retire at 60 to seek compensation.

We conservatives did Waspi women a great favour knowing they could not bare the injustice of retiring 5yrs earlier than men by equalising the state pension age and then this shambles of a government refuses to pay them billions in compensation for the injustice of being equal.

How many schools and hospitals should we close to pay these women.

No, customers to pay £70bn to rewire Great Britain's electricity grid.

There's nothing the Guardian likes better than exaggerating the risks of an environmental issue.

When you go for a job these days among the forms you fill out is one which states you are willing to work more than 48hrs you're not given a choice it's made quite clear if you don't agree no job.

Imagine the shock of these poor women finding out the state won't pay them to retire 6yrs earlier than men or compensate them for having pension equality.