Horny Christmas, fappy holidays

Horned beef and cabbitch

Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing “I don’t wanna die”

Monthly check in.
Hello.
Goodbye.

Watering my plants with bong water

Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early

My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks

Imagine being a competent person.

No

Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day

Mr. Basketball Jones and me
Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎶

the “you wouldn’t download a car” meme but it says “you wouldn’t shit a post”

Kuzko in emperor new groove On the one hoof: praise kink On the other: unable to accept a compliment

The struggle

Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.

Howdy Ho!

You’ll always be balls deep in my heart

Me in a filter? Lol

I miss making out

I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)

I’m the apple who loves self loathing

A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter

She hates getting her picture taken but I can trick her sometimes. This baby turns 15 this May

Lol it grows in my backyard so every summer I’ll find my tuxedo cat out there napping in it

I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.

Idfc, I like corn syrup

“Where’s the ‘nip?!”

Well, fuck.

My whereabouts are mysterious and important 😂

Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine

Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?

A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn

Bring the hyphy movement back

Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness