I don’t like controversial topics, but Walden II: Dark Pond is the best ThoreauSim

Sorry boss, not on Tuesday, I’m being fitted for a razor-sharp beak

In the club inside universal studios, popping bottles with minions on em

You’ll know I’m clam mode when you see me in the wet sand, filter feeding, siphon out

(hearing loud noise while showering)
me: hello?..uh HELLO?
(noise continues)
me: Our powers are greatest while we bathe, we are the SHOWERBORN

Bowen Arrow

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

golem made of rotten cheesesteak meat

EU FINANCE MINISTER RETURNS FROM POORLY HIDDEN SMOKE BREAK - $MARB $COUGH $SMELL

power through it

lmao

metal Mario training montage

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Do you really want to live in a world where..

Yes. I’m going to stop you right there. I want to live in any world type

mmm sounds good, I’ll have one dafuq

Press A chef!

every p in dr pepper stand for prenatal vitamins

(pouring a glass of OJ): a juicecraft, where borne upon are citrus mystics

Thin Lizzy - Holy War (Regal Theatre, Hitchin) YouTube video by ThinLizzyFanpage

That’s fair

youtu.be/uMlRYCMsIvI?...

drop recs

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Nobody knows where they’re going except me

self-checkout unreal tournament voice: TRIPLE COUPON

Never thought I would laugh so hard at a trail map

I need a Bosch costume and a hiking route that would kill me

*hushed tones* the syrup’s sensei

Chevrolet Cudprice

Zen Buddhists are like: “try sending that email again without attachments”

You’ll pick up the lingo rookie, like when you want to express a lot of gratitude you can say “Thanksipedia”

I’m going door to door with a big light and fake camera asking to be let into your fridge as part of a show called Leftovers Rescue

love this for you