The more I hear from these people the more I think they’re smooth-brained.

What do you call a system where CEOs make millions of dollars while laying off thousands of workers?

Ahem

Jim Beglin… ugh

Hahahaha Bryson DeChambeau. What a c*nt. Hahahaha

The Art of the Deal: $2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. #winning

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It’s in their heads now.

At least some consolation

“A dyslexic went out to South Africa to blow a zulufella.”

This

Where’s that’s CNN clown Scott we completely own their airspace Jennings now?

👏🏼

I’m just happy to see Isak back!

Everything is believable on April
Fools Day now

Always strikes me how these MAGA clowns can’t ever see the irony of their disdain for “No Kings”.

Cock Trucks

We won the league last year. Mad.

Typical of Arsenal fans to walk out on their team before the end of a cup game in their best season in decades. Shit fanbase.

It’s because they’re not HIS enemies.

The American of today is the America of yesterday, only bolder.

Great finish that from Longstaff

A war started by the CIA.

Prescient

He’s not even the 5th best winger at Liverpool!

Corey’s ding dong, the witch is dead. But fucken Markwayne Mullen might even be dumber🤦🏻‍♂️

I hope the settlement check is gigantic

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“Okay okay, then you say this and you say this”

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When you realize they had to first tell the American people they were waging a fake war on drugs in Venezuela so they could secure the oil before destabilizing the Middle East with a real war.

Does this cunt even own a jacket?

“Put it in the mixer!”

The premier league is dead 😂