Sure, your last breakup was bad but did it crash the stock market?

My heartfelt thoughts and prayers to Mr and Mrs Trump-Musk in this difficult time of divorce.

Whomp Whomp!

It's painful for everyone.

We're getting an Airforce One from Qatar, and Derek Chauvin is about to get pardoned.

We live in the upside down.

Wow. Finding out Greyhound is a class act, and has more courage than our universities was unexpected.

Grrrrrl. Are you C02?

Becoz you are warming my atmosphere.

#badsciencepickuplines

Very hyped to see what the Oscars will look like now that they actually have to watch the movie. Groundbreaking.

I'm sorry all of these jackasses still exist.

Can you imagine if the last thing you ever did was hang out with J.D. Vance?

Happy High Holy Day!

*in whatever way that applies to you.

✝️💨🐰🍫✡️

The fact that the Government(s) is ignoring a vast amount of science trying to claim that trans people can't exist, doesn't change the fact that they do. They do. And they always have. And they always will.

I hope these countries deeply feel the shame of these actions someday.

It's a travesty.

Does anyone* in any other country** want to marry me? I have a very open schedule.

*No cis men *country must have universal health care, same-sex marriage

boy, that is a great question! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social ? I'm in California. Whatchu doin'?

On April 11, 1865, Pres. Lincoln gave his final speech on record. He praised Louisiana for ending slavery, urged Black voting rights, & called for seceded states to be restored to the Union—just days before he was assassinated. 131 days to Slavery Remembrance Day. #CountdownToSRD

👏👏👏👏

Did you know there has been more mass shootings than days of the year? Why don't you look at that before you take away the only way kids have to call parents if they get shot up?

Andddddd today it's over

The White House is for sale when what it could really use is a reverse mortgage.

@flavorflav.bsky.social We don't know each other, but I'm also sober- and it's awesome you're being so forthright about your journey. You're helping a million people get a new chance. ❤️

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

No April Fools, I love @booker.senate.gov

What an amazing human.

#corybooker #filibuster #fillibustin #trumpbuster

AB/CD

#hashtaggame #vegastags #faketributeacts

Sly and the Family Stonehenge

#hashtaggame #vegastags #hashtaggame

Sons N Roses

#faketributeacts #hashtaggame #vegastags

I would do an April Fools, but I feel that we've been gaslit enough this year.

I love trans people, and I see you. Gimme a hug! 🏳️‍⚧️

#transdayofvisability #transfolks #transpeoplearestrong

No, it can't be good. it's like uh oh, Godzilla is rumbling and surprise, it's Canada!

This is the most trivial thing I've bitched about in a minute, but everything should have the same plug-in. I have to pack five cords to go out of town? It's just dumb.

Yesss Fran is still goals!