It is very frustrating that these goofy third-party candidates don't bother weighing in on anything until its time to fuck up an election.

Jay Bhattacharya has ordered that a paper showing the effectiveness of COVID19 vaccines in preventing severe disease and hospitalization be suppressed and hidden.

This man has been crying nonstop about political censorship for 6 years.

But he’s the one who is actually doing it.

Honestly, maga was right to expect Democrats to roll over when Texas announced its gerrymandering scheme. Normally, Democrats would have responded with a letter of eight strongly worded bullet points from Schumer followed by Jeffries yawning "history will judge the GOP harshly...someday."

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Republicans should not have read from the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis

Your body, faith and convictions are not negotiable but you are mandatorily required to shave. No Beard-Os!

Always trust that maga knows more science than scientists, more medicine than doctors, more theology than priests, more military tactics than generals, more economics than economists, and more gynecology than women.

I watched this broadcast live, expecting Geraldo to come away with a Scrooge McDuck-amount of gold coins and thousands of barrels of bootleg whiskey.

Trump would have SAID he won the Vietnam War quickly.

Kash Patel's lawsuit against the Atlantic is designed to make headlines and then be unceremoniously dismissed by an aggravated judge, just like every other Trump-related lawsuit.

Flawless truth telling here.

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BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Day 1 Democratic priorities in 2028:

Restore USAID
Restore the Dept. of Education
Restore science funding
Rejoin WHO
Destroy the Ballroom
Destroy the Arc
Remove Trump's name from everything
Restore bipartisan boards
Restore the Rose Garden
Gulf of MEXICO
Department of DEFENSE

Trumplicans have a new alpha.

How did Tennessee become the epicenter of conservative douchery?

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE CHANGE!

The worst thing about the wealthy is when they ask you if you have change to break a gold coin.

BILLIONAIRES ARE SAVING MILLIONS BUT YOU GET A DOLLAR YOU CAN SPLIT WITH TWO FRIENDS!

Well done sir for spending billions and sacrificing American lives to restore us to less-than status quo!

Somebody has to laugh at Trump's jokes.

I've seen several non-Catholics on a variety of platforms presuming to understand the Pope's role in our everyday lives. Maybe cool your jets a little.

This is a version of Napoleon having Squealer constantly edit The Seven Commandments.

I'm howling at this! 😆

The Fifth Element is a movie that somehow ever ages. It's the Paul Rudd of movies.

Because I got more stories than JD's got Salingers

We no longer have separation between ourselves and to those we hold abhorrent. The erosion of our reputation is a global emergency.

I have zero sympathy for professional golfers who sold their allegiances to a Saudi Arabian reputation rehabilitation project.

The tragedy of maga is that it has stripped our identity as a force for good. We ignore rules of combat, turn a blind eye to government corruption, insult our allies and conscript religion as an agent to defend it all. I'm not sure if this damage can ever be fully repaired.