As he’s been saying for almost 2 months

Pro-regime propaganda. If Trump conceded today prices wouldn’t come down for months.

are they now?

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

I hope whatever he thinks he needs all this protection from is running more ahead of schedule than the ballbunker

none of this would be happening if the Iron Dome didn’t exist. take away the shield, and the genocidal warmongers have to prioritize diplomacy to avoid self-destruction.

So Wall St. runs entirely on vibes? They don’t even wanna check with one actual economist, let alone an expert on the petroleum market?

Thanks for the tax cut, whoever. Just gonna assume it was lucky math, too satisfied with the size to bother reading about it further.

It sure seems like Michael Tracey has a personal stake in defending sexual assault every chance he gets. Allegedly.

As a full party to the 1948 Genocide Convention, the US is obligated under international law to do a helluva lot more than that

finally saw a few photos of the clavicles kid — so does “looksmaxxing” just mean trying to make yourself look like shit?

If I were a farmer, I’d ask “Then why is the president blowing up both our national security and my pocketbook?” But if I was a farmer, I also would’ve acquired a basic understanding of how market dynamics affect my business and never would’ve voted for the stupid fucking fool in the first place.

A headline that reads “‘Ocean’s’ Prequel Sets 2027 Release as ‘Weapons’ Spinoff ‘Gladys,’ ‘Final Destination 7’…” next to a photo of Aunt Gladys from Weapons.

We are rapidly accelerating toward the franchise singularity.

(ngl, though, sounds like a spectacularly wonderful hot mess. Aunt Gladys and Death itself teaming up to gruesomely murder a bunch of snarky thieves trying to pull their biggest heist yet has box office bonanza written all over it.)

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community 🏳️‍⚧️🛡️🍷

Vance’s whole shtick is pretending to be something he’s not and then lecturing the people who actually are about how they’re doing it wrong

Is it still a debate when one side is objectively correct, and the other side is just the obviously crazy person?

A. The of percentage of sexual assault loving men is disproportionately high in politics compared to the general population, or
B. It isn’t. They just get much more media coverage.

(Spoiler: It’s B.)

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Hardest working woman in show business

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Trump’s got a humiliation kink. It wasn’t enough to fold like a cheap suit to one country, so he’s going for two. (Not kink shaming, just an observation.)

He is like Jesus in that his brain died when he was around 33 too.

They prefer the term “Tankers”

It is always the case that any radical action by workers to resist the power of capital is "violence" but the constant suffering of poverty, absence of healthcare, hunger, surveillance, wage theft and the rest of it, well... that doesn't really count as "violence."

Her: I love Steely Dan.

Me: {gesturing to the display case next to the register} Well then, ma’am, you might like to try the Hitachi Magic Wand.

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