Software shouldn't need constant updates. For any other product, if the manufacturer kept calling round after you'd bought it to make uninvited changes to the thing you bought, you would think it was crazy.
This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)
So it turns out you can eat cranberry sauce when it’s not Thanksgiving and nothing happens. You don’t get arrested or anything.
are you telling me this scallion can rap
Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn"t finished.
I'm no quitter.
more "SHUT THE FUCK UP. RECLAIMING MY TIME." energy please
A lot of people are saying that you can buy “groceries” at a “corner store.”
This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)
We should be allowed to take our partner to work for a day so they can put faces to the names of the people we moan about at home. Particularly so they can see for themselves what an absolute prick Stuart is. anon_opin GOLD from 2nd September 2025
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From late teens onwards sitting about indoors with a hood up makes you look like an overgrown child
Less Pomp, More Circumstance!
My wife was lining up her Amazon shows earlier and I accused her of being involved in organised Prime so tonight I’m sleeping in the shed
I want to enter a room with the energy of a cat:
“Is there anything I can mess up or eat in here? Nah?
Well, anyway, you're lucky to have me!"
I once appeared in the audience of Who Wants to be a Millionaire and purposely chose the wrong answer when they used Ask the Audience as the contestant was a cock.
somebody quick send Vance to help other campaigns
ever since i was a little boy, i’ve always dreamed of being placed on administrative leave.
very misleading to call something that small a gravy boat
That guy JD seemed great on Scrubs but he's the worst as Vice-President!
At this point, if Pennywise tries to lure me into the sewer, I’m going.
Being added unwillingly to a group chat is a human rights violation.
The most enjoyable calories are empty calories.
I will absolutely Fav the hell out of your right to start Easter Sunday with a Bloody Mary
It’s already April, and I’m still writing 1997 on all my checks.
I’d rather just unplug the game.
You've got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if the Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Windows once told me they I can't shut down windows because a process was preventing shutdown. The process?
The shutdown process. I couldn't shut down because the shutting down was preventing a shutdown. And yes it actually prevented it, I had to hold down the power button instead.
Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"
Today's fun fact:🤓
🤣 Guy at the gym has a tee shirt; "If the world really was flat cats would have knocked everything off by now."
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Never trust a British person with American teeth
