This would be the best news ever for me if I ever left my house

I hope it happens and it's the darkest, most angsty thing imaginable.

The storytelling potential + the impact on the fandom = peak

See now, why be productive when I could scroll on this site and end up with unholy mental images like these and make me go feral

I also find it sad to imagine how many people they've mindfucked into being MAGA

I'd love to be able to forget any of them exist but they have such an annoying foothold in online conversations. It makes it impossible to ever talk about anything normally

I haven't paid much attention to stuff he's said since but I'd be surprised if he's ever said anything worse

Those people are like AI generators for saying absolutely fucking psychotic things.

The one I'll never forget is Drinker criticising the TLOU show for letting lesbians just be lesbians instead of dumping them in breeding farms "out of necessity"

I blame the Nerdrotics / Critical Drinkers etc. of the world for forcing these random controversies for everything that ever releases so that they can make some money from their slop videos

The sooner we abandon this constant cycle incredibly brief "controversies" around things that no-one actually cares about as much as they are pretending to, the sooner society heals and I regain a modicum of my will to live

Idk when the vast majority of the conversation around a new release is about how much it triggers the woke or reinforces the based chad conservatives or whatever the fuck, I lose all interest.

Talk about the stuff that actually matters for once

Same thing with shit like Stellar Blade. I played some of that and it was fine enough but then it became a whole thing about "HOT WOMEN IN GAMES OWN THE LIBS" and it turned me off that game for good

The longer the culture war continues to be a thing, the less I care about the things that end up in the center of it.

Like, Pragmata looks to me like an uninteresting "protect the cute thing" simulator. Why am I cursed to see so much discourse around it?

In-depth analysis of media is awesome. Looking at game mechanics / story beats to see why it all exists the way it does and how it comes together to make a point or provide a certain experience.

So naturally, I find culture war shit immensely fucking boring

Slay it queen

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelemily

Yeah this is all I'm gonna be able to think about for the rest of the day

BIG SIPPY

It's fun to see stuff like this and be reminded of just how well Hazbin feeds the height difference lovers.

Like, there's no reason for Vaggie to be so tiny and yet it's the best thing ever

#guitarspear reminder💫

These people are about as straight as I am (not even slightly)

I'm starting to think this might just be what an identity crisis feels like lmao

Quite possibly the coolest headline of all time

⚔️ Lute 👼

#HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbineHotelLute

Guy who starts a war, gets bored of the war, tries (and fails) to leave the war, then expects credit for ending a war:

There are two wolves inside me:

One wants to maintain decorum and be all intellectual about stuff.

One wants to abandon all restraint and embrace how carnally I need fictional characters to do stuff to me

Incredibly excited to hear that the character no-one really remembers from a film everyone universally made fun of will be returning in the "random bullshit go" movie that already has like 500 characters as it is

Being parasocially in love with a fictional character is a hell of a drug that I have no intention of giving up any time soon

I need the animators to find excuses to show off Charlie's ass more often.

For reasons

I’m delighted to report that the exhumed body of Elvis will be standing as a candidate for Reform UK in Bury.

Pls tell me this kills the controversy for good.

I'm bored of seeing people incapable of understanding how to avoid spoilers or that theater releases will never be as simple as:
"hey, I wanna show this film"
"okay cool, here, have it premiered worldwide"

Not to worry. The Trump administration is taking this failure in negotiations super seriously, as you can tell from the fact that the President is currently sitting on his fat lazy ass watching UFC fights