Another song that’s improved by a Baker Street saxophone riff.

O-nly-want-to-see-you-dan-cin-in-the-pur-ple-rain…

🎷 🕶️ 🎷 🕶️ 🎷

This slide should be called “learning to love the overwhelming dystopian nightmare of end-stage capitalism so you can be a productive cog.”

Or

“La La La I can’t hear you: gaslighting your corporate-sponsored depression away”

A slide about cumulating joy at work to overcome burnout. Text: “Accumulating joy at work • Initiate and enjoy shared interests with coworkers (book club, sports, bake-off, etc.) • Place things you love at your workspace (family photos, sloth pictures, special trinkets, etc.)| • While you work, pay close attention to pleasurable sights, sounds, and other sensations (birds chirping, soft clothing, etc.) • Take a coffee break with a friend or coworker • Savor your favorite foods during breaks • Take a brief walk and notice the sights and sounds around you • Wear clothing or accessories that make you smile • Imagine something fun you'll do on your next day off • Keep track of your wins at work.”

Few things in this world are more infuriating than corporate training on managing burn-out.

“Hey boss, I’m overloaded. I don’t know if I can do this anymore.”

“Okay I’ve identified the issue: your wardrobe isn’t giving joy. It’s dog water. Your fit game is weak.”

Bob Dylan voice 🎶 "The Tims They Are A-Changin." 🎶

Tim Apple stepping down the same day Tim Onion announces big news

Huge day for the Tim community is what I’m saying

"Its okay to deadname shitty trans people"

No, its not, and when you do it, you are disrespecting ALL my trans homies.

Orange cat looking very intensely into the camera.

POV you’re a dumb ass brown snake who fatally slithered into the cat enclosure.

Only pic I took of Amon Amarth on Saturday. I dig it. They were killer.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Amazon's collusion drove up consumer prices, California says, citing new evidence Amazon.com worked behind the scenes with merchants such as Levi ‌Strauss to prod online rivals such as Home Depot , Walmart and Chewy to raise prices for consumers so it would not be undercut, California's attorney general said on Monday.

Amazon.com worked behind the scenes with merchants such as Levi Strauss to prod online rivals such as Home Depot , Walmart and Chewy to raise prices for consumers so it would not be undercut, California's attorney general said on Monday.

Just following the social script when people congratulate me for “accomplishments” that I’m not proud of. Thank you mom for training an automatic “thank you!” into me.

Cmon ladies we are better than this.

We must require ALL data centers and other extremely large corporate users of electricity to generate their own electricity at their own expense If we don't do this, we are either idiots and/or masochists.

Grade school year old children have school lunch debt in the US.

The Dethklok 20th anniversary show was brutal.

Castle Rat opened for Dethklok. Look at this bad bitch.

"What does God need with a starship?"

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

I never even perceived Dr. Santos as a dislikable character, I was like, "That's Data's daughter, she is my friend."

Only Pitt character I hate is Monica because yeah.

Children need to be exposed to this often

I hope this is real and that he’s okay

In terms of lifespan: 8. I bet he even squeaked it on his way down. Cried for mommy founder with his dying crispy breath.

There’s no war in Ba Sing Se

You KNOW Weyoun has slipped up a few times and called her that

Mommy

Dethklok is Saturday so it’s not all bad.

Nothing but support for William Shatner in his new career as Guy Who Defends Starfleet Academy From Haters.

Feels, fittingly and ironically, very Jack Kirby-esque but on a much larger scale