Macro photo of a pink primrose with a tiny garden spider among the petals
Posts by The Short Mars
Anyone else watching TrekTalks 5? It's the only pantsless convention. John Billingsley is in his Batman underpants and Bonnie Gordon reports she is in a skort. The telethon is supporting the Hollywood Food Coalition @trektalks.net @hollywoodfoodco.bsky.social
He’s very adorable. He would hate the squish but love the attention.
Orange cat with a scrunched up white pipe cleaner
Orange cat with a scrunched up white pipe cleaner
Champa’s favorite toy in the entire universe is a bunched up pipe cleaner. He came from his old (horrible) home with a neon yellow one, and he’s never grown out of it.
Wow. Followed.
I wish I loved anything in life as much as Tiger loves single vehicle collisions.
i think we all know
I took a video to make sure he’s alive and didn’t crawl up there to die.
Look at this soffit destroying asshole. At least it’s not my $9000 problem anymore #LookOnTheBrightSide
Girl
Enjoy Nithing Bundt Cake while you can! It’s a sinking ship now.
Their Banana Pudding cake is incredible but nothing beats their chocolate chocolate chip.
A phone call log. One log entry is highlighted, a 4 hour 16 minute outgoing call.
Either AT&T or Apple, unsure which, used to limit a single phone call to 4 hours. We would depend on this when neither of us wanted to be the one to hang up first.
Apparently the limit is no longer in place. I guess we have to go by ear bud battery life.
Bold Bubbles is teaming up with Trek Talks to raise funds for Hollywood Food Coalition. On March 28, save $1 on every bar you buy at Bold Bubbles, and we will donate $1 for every bar sold to Trek Talks. If we sell 100 bars or more, we'll double the donation! Stock up and save at boldbubbles.com.
Want to save money on your favorite soap AND support a good cause? It's all happening Saturday! Save $1 on every bar of soap you buy and @trektalks.net will also get $1 for every bar sold that day to benefit @hollywoodfoodco.bsky.social. If we sell 100 bars (or more,) the donation DOUBLES!
Me to lazy self every evening.
A massive roasting pan filled with brown wax. There is a pink smear of wax that resembles a dragon with butterfly wings.
Threw all my partially burned* jar candles into the oven so I can recycle the glass. Ended up with a giant roasting-pan candle.
The pink smear is giving dragon. What do you see?
*I rarely light candles now and instead put them on a queso warmer.
Certified multi-platinum in my heart.
Interviewing #JohnBillingsley about @TrekTalks.net (happening THIS Saturday, March 28) for @thetelevixen.bsky.social was such a treat! Please take a moment to read about the fabulous work the #HollywoodFoodCoalition is doing and how #TrekTalks supports the effort.
thetelevixen.com/star-trek-en...
How lovely!!!
Wow. Rare W from the Shat.
What am I thinking about? Oh nothing, just a FOURTEEN MINUTE KEN BURNS-STYLE STAR TREK DOCUMENTARY ABOUT SPACESHIPS, FEATURING ALIZA PEARL AS AN IN-WORLD CHARACTER, BY THE BRILLIANT MINDS AT STAR TREK ONLINE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVaH...
Big brain. Please hoard more wealth than you can spend in 8 lifetimes as a reward.
Seven of Nine sheds one tear and they lose their goddamned minds.
This song fucks
Hey, my first game, a surreal visual novel set in a near-apocalyptic Texas, is on sale for 25% off. In 2026 it is cheaper than like half a burrito. You should get it, so that I can keep making cool stuff for you.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS PATTER
Let's talk about the real victim of the SFA cancellation: the writer GFR just hired to be a professional hater. Standing out in the rain with his little suitcase full of Funko Pops. His real big boy job ... gone.
Thank you for cheering me up.
A meme. First panel is a stupid slut saying “Hopefully, the new heads of paramount will take the franchise in a better direction that gets back to the basics of the franchise!” Second panel is a scene from American Horror Story altered to say “there’s not going to be Star Trek you stupid slut.”
Hope all the fascist bootlickers who review bombed SFA instead of changing the channel enjoy another Star Trek drought.
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