Awww is that the blinking car? cute

bone apple tea

i am a museum of all the things i’ve ever loved

a photo of an extremely round and shockingly small bunny

turns you into this

had to lay down on the ground to get something from a bottom shelf and instead of standing back up i just crawled to my bed and it reminded me about the post where the person pretended in the shower to be a rhinoceros feeling the first rain on their back

It's not my fault you're over thirty years old and can't grasp the basic concept that politicians lie like all the time

I know I just like hearing people give me compliments and reaffirm them

hey babe you make my clit go boioioioioioinggg

really? :o

Apprently I'm old because I'm obsessed with birds like an old person would be

rough drawing of an aloof pale tabby cat lady wearing a leather jacket

lady

baby girl ure like an intelligence and i'm man door car woman camera hook hand

You look like a cumshot that wished to be a real boy.

All I did was search Gaza on your profile

This is such a normal thing to say to someone

No you pretty clearly said you don't care about human rights violations when a Democrat does it.

OH GOOD HEAVENS

if i was on the plane, chernobyl wouldn't have gone down like that

Says Mr. Picrew Pfp

thats crazy i want to put one of these in the fridge overnight and then spread it all over my body and have someone lick it all off at 3 am

Honestly I think the gerbil being there is hilarious because of a lot of peoples’ mindsets. “THIS rodent is acceptable, but ew squirrels” like … lol
I had a chinchilla for almost ten years and people adored him and then would turn around and say they hate rats 🫠

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

Why is the gerbil here? I'm not complaining but lmao

The thought of some U.S. military dude shitting his guts out right now somewhere in the world warms my heart

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

eat dandelion or

like ecology

I kind of want to make a worksheet just for fun

That dude brapped so narsty a bird fell out of the sky