Bonus points if you were the pilot.

Thank you for the gift article.

58% is far too low.

Lie faster, dear.

"Patel used a government jet for a 'date night' with his girlfriend in Pennsylvania"
Kashanova?

Breaking News from CNN: "Johnson says House will vote next week on whether to release Epstein files"

PLEASE DON'T CAVE! Set up a donation site and MI residents (and beyond) will contribute!

Wait'll you see the greyhound race track he's got planned for Arlington National Cemetery.

He's having a pair made, actually. In gold.

They'll claim these were "false flags".

He was punched in the nose by a 15-year-old kid at 3 a.m., then took off his shirt so he could smear the blood all over his torso as well as his trousers.

WaPo already changed their tune (at least the words)--it now reads, "According to a D.C. police report, about 10 juveniles approached Coristine and one other person..."

Try as she may, Ursula couldn't help laughing at Trump's greasy, uneven comb over.

Jiggly Trump in fishnet stockings, swinging on a wrecking ball.

"Trump has done everything but tap dance naked"
How appetizing.

Dame Fortune - Andy Partridge YouTube video by Element

Good fourtune today 😎

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One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater 👁️👾😁

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Coulda been worse 🫤👾😁

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Yellows are a curse 🤬👾😁

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Done in record time 🏍️🏃‍♀️😁

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My kind of category 😎🎵😁

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I Don't Know (2020 Remaster) YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic

Lame attempt today 🫠😖😁

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Almost makes up for yesterday's debacle 🤯🤬😁

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First attempt at Quintalist 😁

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Three's a crowd 👩‍👩‍👧🕒😁

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Crapped out 🎲💩😁

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[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction (Mono) YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic

Satisfied 😎🐸😁

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The 4-yr-old cancer patient, probably the highest profile case, was sent to Honduras along with two other children under the age of 8.

Did someone tell you that they're all going to Mexico?