between this wind and the pollen, my entire face is allergic to Outside rn

black cat with large carrot toy that has been extensively gnawed on at the tip

my boy Louie has an equivalent carrot toy

screenshot of an elon musk tweet of a poll that says "should i kill myself?" 78% of people voted yes

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

i made myself a delicious smoked salmon salad sandwich with pickled celery and rye and pumpernickel swirl bread for lunch😇

If you have any tips about spotting ICE in the Dallas area, please reach out to me.

saying grace before every bong rip

crazy how you can go through one of the worst experiences of your life and then the next Monday you just have to go back to work

Proud of Vito the Pug in ways I can’t quite articulate.

my cat has an inoperable tumor in her head and has maybe days left. happy fucking thanksgiving to me

layering winter of 99 by kerosene with delizia di marshmallow smells like drinking buttered rum and making smores in the fireplace of a cozy dusty log cabin full of old books and board games in the middle of winter 😍😍😍

this is the way

cast Ariana grande in an old school screwball comedy asap

getting asked to do work this week

tea

this old man is MESSY

omg new fear unlocked

mia and her short king are kind of adorable actually

not Ashley clocking TJ immediately, I’m deaddddd

yes I had a 4 am panic attack so now im doing break-of-dawn housewives skeeting

the way #RHOP has pivoted so beautifully after a dud of a season is a thing to behold, quite frankly

but also feeling v lucky to be in the position to buy a house at all so feeling guilty for even being stressed

oh and we’re trying to get the old house on the market in under two weeks 🙃

never bought a house in my life but now we’re selling one house (inherited from my late MIL) and buying another at the same time and I wanna 🔪🔪🔪 self!!!!

hearing women stage whisper explaining the plot to their boyfriends in a packed wicked screening... revenge for 15 years of marvel movies... music to my ears...

did an afternoon touch-up spray of escapade gourmand on top and 😍😍😍

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

should be taught in schools alongside Huck Finn, imo

#sotd: Mancera roses vanille. the most feminine, elegant, sweet, jammy vanilla-rose 🥀👸🍨🍬💅