38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today.
Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

catches the hammer as it swings down and bounces like a spring

Diamant asked to move in with Alcryst (who is already living with Lapis, his wife) and I got a news broadcast informing me that they are siblings- oh my god it's giving me the option to tell Alcryst to move out

What to do if someone is dissing your fly girl YouTube video by Yosemeti Underhill

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sH9...

Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist.

Embarassing.

Island summary so far:
- Lapis proposed to Alcryst after one day of dating while wearing a frog suit.
- Rafal got a crush on Yunaka, but lost it because she talked too much. Yunaka got a crush on him an hour later.
- Diamant is pissing everyone off.
- Louis and Alear are both in love with Alfred.

a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head

Got handed 6 labels for my blood test they are going to juice me I think

Evil demon in my brain who wants me to spend money: you could buy tomodachi life and put the elyos cast in it

Kainé

#ニーアレプリカント #NieRReplicant

Who is Finn to question his wisdom?

Finn would still love him

Finally tackling Hades 2 since I last played it during Early Access. Daggers go brrrr

squall ff8 pixelated disaster with a text box beneath that says "You're the best looking guy here.", lovingly rendered in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

Bernadetta and Ferdinand next to each other, both saying “edelgard, you arrested my father?!” With Bernie saying it hopeful and excited while Ferdinand is shocked and mortified

good moment from the scarlet blaze prologue

apple typhlosion

Had to explain vtubers to my grandmother today

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

kefka palazzo sitting coquettishly

You're gunna do so good they'll rename salt and vinegar chips after you

Soup! Soup! Soup! Soup!

I like that Naoise can be summed up as "I MISS MY BOYFRIEND"

BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS. • Removed by author Karl Olson Ultraklys... @karlrol... • 1h Good thing i screencapped it [BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS. Why @why.bsky.team • 8d • Bluesky Elder Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.] 12:54 PM • Apr 16, 2026

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site

i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

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It, again, truly doesn't matter whether vibecoding actually caused the outages or not - when you start bragging about how claude is making every engineer on staff more productive and the site goes through months of persistent downtime, that's a Statement.