Me with makeup on and a gold dress with big shoulder pads

Figure it's about time for a bit of a pfp refresh

Took the kids to their first protest this morning. Brilliant turnout and have successfully piqued the kids interest in community issues. They'll be Mummy's little activists in no time

To be fair, I am a walking shenanigan

Bridport bound this evening to see @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. Sure he'll be pleased to know I have no shenanigans planned for once

Yep London in Feb 🙏🏼

Late to the party but the chamber versions from everybody scream are easily my favourite tracks from this year

Phone repaired just in time for my trip to Amsterdam. hallefuckinglujah!

I've had no bsky access for 3 weeks else I'd have bitten your hand off for this 😅

Table stuck in a doorway

Never moving again .

Screenshot from mean girls: "I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Celia's fart And the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more."

I love you, Celebrity Traitors

#celebritytraitors

How does he look?

This week I have picked blackberries, met some cows, had a gorgeous Reuben sandwich, and been on a 15 hour bender. Always good to mix the wholesome with the debauched, right?

Have a wonderful evening 💚

Fluffy white dog face.

Good evening.

Went to get the stitches taken out of my shoulder this morning. Got to the room and the nurse informed me that I had a smear booked and not stitch removal. Luckily she laughed and took the stitches out anyway 😅

Nearly broken into double digits 💃🏼

Accepted for a house but have to move in 3 weeks and having shoulder surgery in 4 days - no packing or lifting for meeeeeee (send help)

Rollercoaster of a week and it's only Thursday. Roll on tomorrow so I can go on my long awaited camping trip with the solos ❤️

The most well deserved appointment of our time

My dudes

Been off work so long that the only way I can keep track of what day it is is through my Spotify daylist

A book: Meet me in the bathroom Rebirth and rock and roll in NYC 2001-2011

Postman has been 😍

Mac Miller and a glass of wine while I cook dinner. Things DO get better 🥰

I love the NHS and I will defend it until my dying breath, but waiting for surgery for 3 years and then having it cancelled 3 days beforehand has absolutely broken me.

Okay I won't fight you this time. Margs all round 😘

Good luck to everyone trying for MCR tickets today 🫶🏼

Are you saying margaritas are old people drinks? I am ready to fight you if so

Not being able to go to an event you've had booked in for a year at the last minute is shit, isn't it?

Snap 🤙🏼