Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

It’s the beginning of a whole new Final Fantasy! The ninth one in fact twitch.tv/andy_plays_it

Nobody really talks about it but ice is a really precarious surface to play hockey on

oh man. iranian state media reporting that the strait of hormuz is open, but only to those who can answer the blind old man’s riddles three. not a long term solution, to say the least.

I cannot overstate how profoundly influential Space Ghost Coast to Coast was on my being. When I was a sullen teenager, it was Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The X-Files that gave me a window into a weird world into which a weird kid like me would someday fit.

Exactly one year ago today:

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Murmur, the band’s debut studio album, was released 43 years ago on April 12, 1983. Produced by Mitch Easter & Don Dixon, Murmur remains, according to music journalist Tim Peacock, “one of the most compelling and otherworldly debut albums in rock history.” Share your Murmur memories in the comments.

Hey, so this really happened in Times Square.

Welcome back, Indiecast! Wherever you get podcasts!

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Zidane from FF9. He has a little vest, big center-parted hair, and a tail protruding from his blue pants. The boots and gloves are also big.

You’re next

Let’s say farewell to Final Fantasy VIII twitch.tv/andy_plays_it

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

CONGRATULATIONS TO UP-AND-COMING FILMMAKER MARTIN SCORSESE FOR WINNING BLANK CHECK’S 2026 MARCH MADNESS COMPETITION!

Let’s try and roll some credits!! 🤞

Woodworking Check out Woodworking - <b>LONGLISTED FOR THE CENTER FOR FICTION FIRST NOVEL PRIZE<br>SHORTLISTED FOR THE TRANSGENDER FICTION LAMBDA LITERARY AWARD<br>FINALIST FOR THE PUBLISHING TRIANGLE'S EDMUND WHI...

I often feel weird being, like, "This Trans Day of Visibility, purchase my book!!" but publishing mass market fiction is the most visible thing I do, so...

Plus a lot of people like it! You might as well! Hardcover and ebook out now; paperback in May.

bookshop.org/p/books/wood...

The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.

Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Getting ready for the final dungeon of Final Fantasy VIII, pray for me twitch.tv/andy_plays_it

It would be a great companion piece to your guest spot on the Red October episode, and it would make my problem where I confuse the two even worse

Whoever wins, we win

The crack of the bat

We’re in disc four territory here in Final Fantasy VIII twitch.tv/andy_plays_it

Who is this for?

Maybe at the end of disc 3 here in FF8? Possibly? Let’s find out twitch.tv/andy_plays_it

2025, Ranked This year kind of rocked, huh?

Movies were indeed good this year boxd.it/G7JIA

Good Oscars!