Me and my opponent when we argue online

XENOVERSE 3's story mode is going nuts

STARING AT THE BLANK PAGE BEFORE YOU OPEN UP THE DIRTY WINDOW

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I kept being forcibly kin assigned as Sir Pentious and at first I resented it but now I understand my duty he is me and I am him apparently

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

This also me lowkey dropping hints that I wanna cosplay Pentious' human design but as a woman I wanna make him a girl failure

Rex outs themselves as a Hazbin fan

In my heart they're a wlw couple

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

I really hate posting these kinds of begposts, but this has gotten more critical since I posted it. I currently have -7$ until next month, and I need to feed three people with that.

#mutualaidrequest

I was raised by puppets with unearned egos

Tulio Triviño is my absent father

Crow T. Robot is my husband and Sam Eagle is my grandpa

I think that some TADC fans who dislike Jax let their dislike of him get in the way of enjoying the broader story that TADC is telling. Like I'm not a Jax fan by any degree but I can also put aside my opinion of him to digest the story as a whole and appreciate his part in the narrative

Lowkey I think he has jealousy issues about damn near everyone in that circus but DEFINITELY with Zooble and maybe Gangle? Insofar as him being jealous or even resentful of the fact that Gangle is allowed to show her vulnerability without being looked down on by the others

Good morning

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

"Seymour, the house is on fire!" "No mother, it's just the Northern Lights" goes platinum in my brain

"Aurora Borealis" is probably my favorite joke from this whole segment, it's the cherry on top of how increasingly ridiculous the situation was

The TADC movie trailer was number one on Youtube trending for trailers, meanwhile the trailer for the new Harry Potter show was in third place

They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖

Yes it IS good that the trailer to an indie animated movie based on a show created, written and directed by a trans woman is currently beating the Terf Wizard Show's trailer in fact it's awesome

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

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Me praying that the TADC movie tickets don't sell out before Wednesday

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

Praying that tickets are still available when I get paid on Wednesday 😭

Look it's really cool that TADC is coming to theaters but why is it two weeks early 😭 I'm lucky that my local theater is going to have it but man people are gonna be DODGING

This makes me sound so privileged considering I turn 30 this year but like damn that shit rules