I solve mysteries. I AM the mystery!

Hang it in the Louvre

This is highly disposable

I bet she took communion. Iykyk

This is my home wifi network and is a purity test for friends to see if they get it

Flowers By Irene perhaps?

Still illegal

I can’t believe they lasted this long.

One could argue that the inability of many felons to vote is a big factor in why we have a felon as president.

Never know when you’re going to need some “you saw nothing” money.

Did you just bring the IPA Wars to Denmark? This has been a long running civil war some of us have been waging for years! Let’s keep this on our soil.

I’m sure there are other examples to illustrate your point, but to be fair one is an editorial opinion, and one a news article

I remember seeing it in that theaters when it came out. It’s so magical and ridiculous

And the headline is about how she has cancer

Ppl keep saying he wants to run the government like a business (that’s bad enough), but he really is running it like the mafia.

Just reminded me I need my second dose!

I got called an idiot by MCA and Elon in the same year. I miss those times.

It’s the cringiest of scenes.

I feel like Schumer & friends are that parent that says to their toddler “fine, go play in traffic, I don’t care any more!”

“Nice country you got there, be a shame if anything happened to it.”

The worst living Irishman, you know that would be his pick.

Notice that this story almost exclusively quotes Trump and Vance, just being their mouthpiece

A parody of herself

Wait, so it’s not just a Tame Impala song opening?

Free parking isn't free. Will driverless cars challenge our reliance on cars themselves?

RIP to Donald Shoup, who fought a long battle to make America realize that "free parking" isn't free at all, and that car dependency is a trap. People are finally starting to come around. His work is featured in this 2016 piece by @clivethompson.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/environment/...

There’s a process for repealing laws, it’s called passing and making new laws.

They can move back to work at the new Trump Gaza Golf Club & Resort

Comms Advice for Democratic Lawmakers You didn't ask, but I'm offering it anyway.

"We know you’re out of power. We understand you’re in the minority. We hear that, loud and clear. What we’re not hearing is your anger. We’re not hearing your outrage. We’re wondering whether or not you actually hear us."

charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/comms-advi...