Starting a war on the supply of hydrocarbons and calling it ending Biden's war on hydrocarbons. An absurdity not even the forbidden collaboration of Orwell and Kafka could have made up.

PATTY MURRAY: Will you guarantee that gas will go back to $3 before the end of the year?

CHRIS WRIGHT: Nobody can offer guarantees about the future. But we're ending Biden's war on hydrocarbons

MURRAY: Now we depend on oil, and here we are

I'm blocked, as well. But I'd already blocked that schmuck.

First world queers, notice who your fucking enemies are.

I've started getting weirdly defensive on behalf of clowns every time someone calls someone in the administration one. Clowning is an art! Those guys train for YEARS! Most of us could absolutely not do what skilled professional clowns do!

Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.

Tron Bonne and 2 Servbots from Capcoms Megaman Legends game series. Tron is feature in her lab coat costume as seen in the misadventures of Tron Bonne.

Me and y’all whenever I post art from dead game franchises that y’all love. 🤣💕 (from my Tron Bonne sticker set)

Mew afternoon nap!

#pokemon #patreon

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

democrats stop dying in office challenge

here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work

my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats

but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people

Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.

Picky Eater - Gator Days

Comparison between a regular T-pose as used for other characters and Yoshi's unique pose [Mario stands in a T-pose, Yoshi has an odd satisfied expression with nearly closed eyes] Source: lemurboy12, models.spriters-resource.com/gamecube/ssbm/asset/296038

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, all fighters' default poses are a standard T-pose with arms out and open eyes, except for Yoshi. He has a unique default pose that gives him lowered eyelids that result in a smug or satisfied expression.

I do find it funny how many people basically mean “woman in position of power” when they complain about HR.

One of the five Democrats in the country who seems to understand, intuitively, where the public is and what the right things to say are.

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

A character enjoying some fresh breeze on their patio. There's a ghost jackal/dog sitting next to them. The main subject is covered in tattoos showing bandages and symbols. On the patio there are a few plants and inside the house visible in the back there's a kitchen.

Immemorial. 🦜

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

A number of space science organizations offered support for Isaacman's nomination because he is a proponent of space exploration and claimed he would support science. But now that science is on the chopping block -- and human spaceflight isn't -- he is volunteering to give NASA the DOGE treatment.

I’m the guy in front of you at the supermarket. No I’ve never been to a store before.

Honestly is undervalued and I do not think discourse is automatically bad (tho it often is in the games space). BUT as a self proclaimed bitch some of you need to know that some thoughts — when publicly stated — just come off as bitchy, bitter, petty, mean etc.

Just put it in the group chat pls!

the Blaze already fired the reporter behind that article, hit the former Capitol Police officer they accused got raided by the FBI and interrogated because of them

excited to see the lawsuit from this end in @theonion.com buying up The Blaze too

x.com/JD_Cashless/...

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

every other video game video essay

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata