I’m kidding just in case you couldn’t tell by my tone of voice.

Who put me on a follow list?? Who?? 🙄

Just got home from my show (that went well) and there’s no one awake to talk about it with.

I remember when it was still thrilling to chat to strangers.

Lol.

me flirting: let’s trauma bond and then never text again ❤️

You think you have it bad; my spirit animal gets bullied by my inner child.

I’ve got the “yes” part down, I’m still working on the “and”.

feeling useless? at least you're not the passenger seats in a cybertruck

America is not a Christian nation.

America is a nation where the rich and powerful have reduced Christianity to just another tool to exploit for their own interests at the expense of the very people Jesus called us to serve: the poor, the hungry, the sick, the stranger, and the oppressed.

Tips for New BlueSky Users!
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis

Okay, I’m off. See you again in 4 months.

In other news, I’m back on the improv. It’s good to be back; there’s a lot of love there.

I got myself a new, nice car. When my youngest saw it, she asked if it was a rental. It’s a bit more luxurious than the $5,000 minivan I’ve been driving.

One person has blocked me here. My only guess is it’s over some bullshit from Twitter cause I ain’t done or said shit here.

2025 is not your friend.

The horrors we could be facing a year from now are unknown,
enjoy this holiday season as much as you can.

It’s A Wonderful Life is still, and probably always be, my favorite movie.

It’s darker than you remember. It’s way more intense than you remember. And the payoff at the end is so much better because of it.

My fiancé and I both worked retail for a long time, so creating a Christmas playlist that doesn't abruptly fill one or both of us with murderjuice is a complicated undertaking.

Folks, we are *very* late in the game to be engaging in any reply-all e-mail nonsense.

go get a library card

“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.

My favorite movie on Kanopy is browsing through Kanopy for 2 hours

Logos for Libby and Kanopy.

Meet two of my good friends who both happen to be librarians: Libby and Kanopy.

For me
Libby = audiobooks and books
Kanopy = streaming films and tv shows

All free. All it takes is a library card which you can get online in minutes. Highly, highly recommended.

Every romantasy book is like “it was the morning of my eighteenth birthday. I put on leggings and put my long brown hair in a messy bun. My bitch mom downstairs was already drinking, and she told me to pack my bags. She sold me to the orc king 🙄”

A Boy and His Dog

As a thank you for buying our product, please accept several emails every day until you are dead. You will not outlive us. We will never die.

not saying I'm feeling especially lazy today but I briefly - very briefly! - considered buying a copy of my own ebook while in the living room because the physical copies I keep at home are upstairs in my bedroom and that just felt like too much effort

Is It Cake? But it’s just CAKE playing different songs and you have to answer if it’s one of theirs or not.

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them

hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way