60-year-olds around a 61-year-old going into the newsagent in 2069, "Go on mate, get us a few packs."

This is your fault, Martha’s Vineyard dinner party hosts. If only you had been as nice as the people on Epstein Island, this poor beleaguered man would still be cited on Fox News as “even liberal Alan Dershowitz.” But not anymore. You just had to take it too far.

regimes are going through the historical record and airbrushing minions next to their enemies to prove that they were right to purge/overthrow them

The real question is did the minions serve Cromwell

Oh man oh man oh man this is why everyone's talking about the minions

why would you make this film. why would you do that. you didn't need to do that. canonically the minions were lost in siberia or some shit. why would you even touch the interwar period. oh no.

Worth it for the bio joke

"the weed pen that earns crypto also gambles for you" this device makes a large majority of men obsolete

wow the watch brand bought by MBA brainlets named "Partners Group" has dogshit branding imposed on them, who could have foreseen this

beef/lamb combo (no individual option) is usually the red flag that gives away that they're using processed cones. Chains are almost always crap (except for Mamoun's which is 10/10)

i would like to die

and the link above is actually one of the *better* examples

this slop is the norm in greek and middle eastern restaurants in the US

you ever have shawarma that's a weird uniform consistency like processed meat? It's this crap

only place within an hour drive that makes it fresh instead of buying frozen cones and i'm gonna go apeshit if it closes down like my last one did

still thinking about the shawarma i had on sunday

"she broke mutuals with me after the puppygirl discourse" how the fuck is this website real dude. u guys are all insane

RU/IL is so rare in the (english-speaking) wild, it's like a little treat every time you stumble across someone so stupid

Counterpoint: we should fuck over rural Virginia because it is hitlerite and deserves it

i need my fucking calipers and i need them now

not to be too much of a phrenologist but it's really funny how every single republican looks like a subhuman ghoul in one way or another

is this anything? @fightertales.bsky.social @einherjarvalk.bsky.social

like do you think it's an accident this nazi fuck is posting about this

the A-10 community as a whole has made this bed with their nazi buds and the next SECAF needs to make them lie in it

the ideal news experience is sitting in a coffee shop with my gay little cappuccino reading a newspaper (2026)

*rails a line of coke*

cant the pylons outward

The whole point of Super Hornet is to see how much drag you can put on an airframe & still get it funded

Honestly human pet guy is so weird that he loops around to being harmless. Like I’d rather hear about him than Nick Fuentes. It’s like how I’d rather see goatse than an ISIS beheading video

he said conspiracy theories, not facts