this is certified true

you render some good latex

good moveset

scotch eggs have a layer of meat on em before theyre deep fried

Scotch seggy Riding the reader, lookin into their eyes. still, 24.6 minutes later. "Still going? nngh... No funny ideas, Wipe that Smug look off ya mug..." she says. Fun fact: scotch eggs may have not been invented in scotland. as with a lot of recipes its often disputed.

scotch seggy 5-10 minutes later really getting into it now. a pop up shows the impregnation as the reader cums about it. "Now y'got me going! Nnnnhh... alright! Lets see whatchya got then! hah!" she says, riding even harder now. the times posted on these are a reference to how long it takes to cook a scotch egg.

Scotch seggs 2: Intimate edition.

scotch seggy riding the expy for the reader saying "Why'dja pick me an' make me take y' sausage? -tsk- just make it quick." with a blush but kinda ticked off look

scotch segg cumming on the reader's dick saying "ahn! y-y'done? ...No I didn't cum too... That'd... be -Fffuck! ...Pathetic!"

The cummunity has decided! Scotch Segg deserves a little extra porking

mistakes into miracles

not every day you see that

what if the can had a pikmin leaf

imagine the cool and unique succubus anatomy

its all good haha

are succubi immune to x-rays

panel 1 : an egg with boobs walks toward the stairs with a bunch of video games. "Oh Boy! I can't wait to be a bad egg all day and play all these video games!" the horror states. Panel 2:The egg falls down the stairs, slipping on a banana peel. "FUCK! I'm Tumblegg down all these stairs!" Panel 3: "Who could have been so careless as to leave a bananegg peel on the stair case" the egg continues as we pan to a monkey girl eating a banana looking guilty."oops" Panel 4: "whicheggver strapping young lad or lady catches me gets a night to remember" the egg promises. Panel 5: nobody takes up that offer, however, and she splats on the ground. Followup comment: "We really ran that Jolke into the ground, huh?" the cool and smart author adds in the corner

wonder why there's so many seggy? in this tale we find out about the time she fell down the stairs and had to re-invent herself from the pieces, never the same. what form that is, the gacha is to decide

fingere

ty! cant go wrong with scrambled

some more of the older gen seggy designs

in celebration of banana day here are some unused sketches I made for a render commission I havent gotten back yet of blucose on an inflatable banana pool toy

some of the older seggy designs in full.

Commission for @eztarg3t.bsky.social

the suckler cryptid

thats a fun one

just posted the full res!

hey man can you take care of my eggplant for the weekend

flints a fave. even got the plush

Flint

happy homestuck day gamers :y

My monkey girl Luna in a dancer outfit

Fourth/final, sorry for the wait 🙇

tamagoyaki seggy! tamagoyaki is like a thin omlette rolled up on itself served with sauce. usually a sweet sauce but I also went with a bit of omurice tradition of ketchup for the design.

when you ran it how long would you gate works?

yeah community interaction seems key